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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

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"Some people go through their lives like a mouse moving through a wheat field. They're good citizens, they pay their taxes, they contribute to society...They create no stir, cause no fuss, leave no trace...They avoid chaos and chaos avoids them.

Perhaps most people are like this.

But not me.

You'd notice me in the wheat field.

You'd notice me because the field would be on fire and the farmer would be chasing me with a gun."

-Adrian Mckinty

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It was goofball...

Okay, that team made it personal. I already had beef with y’all, but y’all really had to fat shame someone on the team? That’s way too personal.

you’re lucky the coaches didn’t hear that, that’s absolutely way past their lines.

do that again, and I guarantee you’re getting called out by someone one way or another.

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OMg! Elliot told me that! It ducks cause we know the guy too. End of the season we play them again. Confront them then??????

Okay, that team made it personal. I already had beef with y’all, but y’all really had to fat shame someone on the team? That’s way too personal.

you’re lucky the coaches didn’t hear that, that’s absolutely way past their lines.

do that again, and I guarantee you’re getting called out by someone one way or another.

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If you're mine, I don't share

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— Anne Carson, from “Red Doc>.”

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Parents be like “how did you turn out this way” and they’re literally the root cause for all the problems you’re trying to unlearn as an adult

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I regret to inform you that in a week or two I will delete this account... Well not delete it but I most likely won't be back for a while. I will miss y'all. Have fun stabbing and all that!

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Okay girl...

WTF

IS

WITH

THESE

DEPRESSING

ASS

POSTS!

I am the depressed one not you.

They call you cry baby, cry baby

But you don't fucking care

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— Nizar Qabbani, from “Arabian Love Poems: From The Book of Love; ‘My lover asks me'”, trans. Bassam K. Frangieh and Clementina R. Brown.

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@inlove-with-me-myself-and-i I found youuuu

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I really can't even right now...

#ruhe

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My girl is learning how it is to play a guy! *wipes a tear* so proud

He is also my best friend's older brother...

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