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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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Seems like a legit form of measurement

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i do not know a SINGLE person, not even out of my friends, not even out of the most woke people on this damn site, that only likes unproblematic things. every single one of us likes something that’s fucking garbage. so some of y’all can climb down off your high horses and stop competing for the “least problematic” award honest to god.

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nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

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No joke I would pay good money to see a live-action “Kim Possible” featuring Zendaya as Kim Possible, Tom Holland as Ron Stoppable, and Jacob Batalon as Wade.

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My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

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🏳️‍🌈✨happy pride ✨🏳️‍🌈

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my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context

please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below

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🐯 🐯 🐯

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Mother Nature knew exactly what she was doing when she made berries

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So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

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i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

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The bisexual stereotype is true. I am bi and I can’t decide anything. I have never made a decision in my life.