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real gay sex has never been tried because everyone has subtle tiny 0°0’1” type differences in how they precieve their gender. true gay sex can only be achieved via selfcest, and then one of them has to be killed immediately after because gender is fluid and it might’ve diverged

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Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

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I finally met you...

Работа в SOULSZINE III. Пришлось искать дома зеркало и заставлять друга позировать с ним на полу, но ради искусства всё позволительно! Кстати, это мой любимый рыцарь, если вы ещё не заметили, ха-ха!

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The time I opened an academic paper titled "parasitoid wasps" and read several sections about thermal temperatures in avalanche flow, wondering when the wasps were going to show up, before realising the file was probably mislabelled. "wow this sounds deadly and to think, the wasps haven’t even attacked yet"

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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth

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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me

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animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

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There's only one real way to categorise disorders and it's when you google it and the first results fit into one or more of the following categories:

1. "Is your child-" "Does your child-" "How to cope with the burden of being a parent for-"

2. "How to get better: Step One: have a lot of money!" "How to get better: Step One: simply stop having it!"

3. "10 Ways To Spot Sickopaths With This Disorder So You Can Protect Yourself" "The Bad People Disease -by Dr. Eugene X."

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Wizards (1977)

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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me playing disco elysium for the first time: "wow this art is beautiful and such an interesting story, i cant wait to learn more!"

the voices in harrys head after any minor inconvenience: