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vienna by billy joel but its anthony lockwood

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Or you can bury the body somewhere, then call the police and say it's somewhere else.

They'll dig in that place finding nothing, so they won't dig here again.

After they did that, bury the corpse here

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

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They have nicer guys and my fav girlboss (and a weird green skull but you'll get used to it)

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Am I the only Lila kinnie who was in physical pain during the first episodes of season four because HELL NO WHAT WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS MY BABY SHE WASN'T LIKE THIS SOMEONE HELP HER or...

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I love how good The Umbrella Academy Explained Viktor's transition, I would have just liked better if in the third season the fact that in the first episode was said that 43 kids were born even tho 6 of them didn't was explained too

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George: Come on Quill, how many times do I need to apologise?

Kipps: Once

George: no

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The idea of hermes, GOD OF SPEED, having a turtle makes me cry

Sacred animal appreciation :)

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Headcanon were Penelope know and she is totally fine with it bc yes, they are bros and that "My second in command" was more than a second in command

anyone ordered odypoli ??? no? cool cuz i did

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Lucy we all know you had a crush on Norrie at some point

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THAT'S MY RD2D TAMATGOCHI!!!

Those are just two photogenic seagull in rome (I named the left one Cesare and the other Nicomede)

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

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Something I find so absolutely fascinating in Lockwood and Co. is the way in which the text reminds you you're reading about children - the kids live in this world where necessity has forced them to function as adults for most of their lives, but rather than just allowing them to have taken on these adult positions we see them be so silly and sweet. They all have an obnoxious sweet tooth, Lockwood has a bin of costumes and seems to use them wholly unnecessarily and dramatically. He does stupid accents. Hes literally just playing dress up. They're just babies 🥺

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"What do you want for cristhmas?"

LOCKWOOD AND CO SEASON TWO.

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Good.

Not my business if I can't spell

Have a fun shitty whiteboard sketch of me and my best friendo Midnight

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IS BEUTIFUL IT TOOK ME A LOT OF WORK AND NOTICE THE LEAVES LIKE HEARTSTOPPER

Have a fun shitty whiteboard sketch of me and my best friendo Midnight

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And that's why I love him

Me: :)

My brain: Five loves his family so much that he’s willing to do anything for them, including killing, dedicating his life to stopping the apocalypse, and resigning himself to living in a body that doesn’t make him happy

Me: :(

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Me and my fan fiction that will never release

Thought this was a necessary measure because we all know that surge of clueless thirsty tiktok fans is gonna happen.

[woah this post blew up how,,,,, psa that i have indepth analysis + theories on my feed if you crave more sotr content]

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That man needs a nap

Five: I’d like to propose that we all calm down and take a nap

Allison: the world is ending!

Five: when has it ever stopped ending? That’s right. Never. I’m going to nap now

Diego: you can’t be serious

Five: can’t hear you, I’m napping

Klaus: but—

Five: oh I’m sorry, do you guys actually CARE about the end of the world now? Not how it works buddy! You had your chances, you blew it, and iff you’ll EXCUSE me, I am going to eat a whole JAR of peanut butter and TAKE A NAP.