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ITS CALLED

ITS CALLED DUOLINGO

BECAUSE

BECAUSE THERES TWO

THERES

THERES TWO LINGOS

DUO OF THEM

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Them: "How are you!"

What I want to say: "Anxiety has me corned in a dark room and it's holding me by the neck in one hand and has a knife hovering over my head in the other and it's staring me down and telling me that I'll never be normal enough and I'll only keep hurting those i love until i spiral into a hole so deep that I'll eventually never be able to climb out of it."

What I actually say: "I'm good!"

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I need myself some mediocre quality tea leaves

okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie

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Scenario (au): Cloudtail getting his 9 lives 

Firestar, joking: My nephew, now that you are here… witnessing this all. I must ask, do you now believe in Starclan? Cloudtail, very serious: nope Firestar: What??? But, I am literally dead- speaking to you from Starclan- Cloudtail: Logically, this is just a very realistic dream. Firestar: B-but all this evidence! Cloudtail: Quite fake if you ask me.

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Why is it still bright outside at 8 pm. I should be able to go eepy bed time without needing to wrap a blanket around my eyes for protection against this unnatural illumination. What the fuck.

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Matching jackets 🫣

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“I cannot mix three flavors”

Akuma form is literally Neapolitan

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He is coming to terms with his true self 💖💖

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they should give me 1000 dollars in the mail daily for being a handsome boy & beautiful woman.

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Dont fuck with stolas

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i'm so nervous about eating other peoples' snacks in their house. they could have a whole cupboard full of snacks and i would be too afraid to eat any of it because what if i accidentally eat a bag of someone's special flavored doritos and it's their favorite flavor ever and they stopped making it and they're also never going to make it again and i've ruined their life now

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I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.