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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold
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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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Back where I come from, we'd play a drinking game called Daddy Issues. You'd pass a bottle and whoever had it would describe a traumatic part of their relationship with their dad then take whatever sized drink they needed to cope. Good Morning!!!
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