love that my dad is open to getting a nonbinary dog
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*loudly at a party* this place blows. im gonna go hang out with the tortiose and the hare from the mythical fable the tortiose and the hare. see you losers later
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oh thats hot as hell. if only sex was real
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CALLOUT POST
I’m pissed off because this book was nowhere near as erotic as tumblr led me to believe:
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I still remember the nurses who laughed at me after major spine surgery when I was walking around with my butt out because I didn't know to bring shorts to the hospital and wasn't allowed to double my gowns due to the incision location. I still remember the aid who told me that I smelled after days of being unable to move my limbs or get out of bed while sweating uncontrollably from spinal shock and agonizing pain. I sat and cried after that because I had overcome so much that hospital stay just to be dehumanized. Never did they ask if I wanted something to cover up or assistance bathing. Just laughed at me and joked with each other.
I also remember the nurse who checked on me extra during the night with a hospital stay in the middle of covid because they kicked my mom out and I have trauma about being in the hospital alone. She made extra visits to make sure I was okay just like she promised my mom. I remember the nurse who held my hand and called me honey as my limbs trashed and shook from spinal shock.
Basically being a good nurse and being a bad nurse to patients does stay with a person. It's been years and many other hospital stays since a lot of these instances and I still remember them clearly. I know nurses are burnt out, traumatized, and exhausted. Nurses deserve better treatment. But so do patients.
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars
the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?
me: hm
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check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer
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link
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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