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Honestly, what Trump needs to do is go get himself a bigger, flashier, even more aggressive cancer to show Biden up.
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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
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heartwarming: found family just as oppressive as real one
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happy wnba opening day to one of the funniest sports headlines of all time

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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful
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Three Musketeers adaptation plotline: The King has been captured by a group of Belgian neocalvinist papal separatists! We have to rescue him before they feed him to the rabid vole the Elector of Hanover keeps locked in his basement!
Three Musketeers plotline: My rich mistress needs to send me money for new socks or I’m going to kill myself.
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new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see
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"Lucien, are sure you know where you're going?"
-Critical Role Campaign 2, Episode 121, "Ice and Fire"
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