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Spongbob X Cheese - A Love Story
Spongebob was lonely. He had friends, and he appreciated them, but he needed a different kind of companion. After all, Spongebob was still a grown man... with needs.
He ran into his pink starfish friend Patrick at the Krusty Krab one day. "Man, I get absolutely no fin in these waters. Zero fishes," the sponge says to his pink friend.
"Balta-bala-bobba-ba-ba," Patrick replies in his gibberish language. Spongebob knows that Patrick is just trying to be a good friend and doesn't really understand what he's saying, but he just goes along with it.
Later that day, when Spongebob is walking home from work, he notices a beautiful woman walking down the street. She's wearing a dress that shows off her curves, and her long hair flows in the wind. Spongebob can't help but stare. Suddenly, he feels a tap on his shoulder. It's Patrick. "Hey Spongebob, what's up?" Spongebob just stands there, lost in thought, staring at the beautiful woman.
"Umm... I think you have a fan," Patrick says, nodding in the direction of the woman. Spongebob looks over and realizes that she's been watching him the whole time. He blushes and turns away. "Thanks, Patrick," Spongebob says, still embarrassed. "No problem, buddy," Patrick replies, before walking away.
Later that night, Spongebob can't get the woman out of his mind. He can't stop thinking about how beautiful she is and how he would love to take her out on a date. She was a knockout, with moldy cheese shreds in her hair and massive pours similar to his own. He decides to make it his goal to cross paths with her again.
The next day, he sees her walking out of the building, and, to his delight, she is alone. He walks up to her and starts up a conversation, and they quickly realize they have a lot in common. They talk for hours and hours.
That night, they go out for drinks.
The next day, they go on a hike.
The next day, they go to the zoo.
The next day, they go to a museum.
The next day, they go out to dinner.
The next day, they go see a movie.
The next day, they go out to breakfast.
and eventually they go back home together.
Each day, they did something different and enjoyed themselves. They were able to spend quality time together and get to know each other better. He loved everything about her, from her stinky, sweaty scent to her playfulness and tenacity. She was a fairly successful businesswoman and said she wanted to treat him like a king and he could stop working for that greedy Mr. Krabs, but he disagreed. He had told her that despite how awful Krabs was, he loved being a fry cook, and he loved The Krusty Krab, and he wants to remain their fry cook as long as he can. She supported him, falling hard for how passionate he was. She had found the one.
The two of them married, and Spongebob continued to work at the Krusty Krab. Fromage found herself pregnant shortly after, and the two of them were overjoyed. They prepared for the baby's arrival, with Fromage taking leave from work to focus on her pregnancy.
Nine months later, their son was born. They named him Crusty, after the place they both loved. Crusty was a happy baby, and the three of them were so content.
As Crusty started to grow, he loved spending time at the Krusty Krab with his parents. He would watch Spongebob cook and help where he could. Fromage was so proud of her little fry chefs.
One day, when Crusty was four, he came into The Krusty Krab and saw his father arguing with Mr. Krabs. Fromage tried to explain to Crusty that sometimes grownups have disagreements, but Crusty didn't understand.
"Why are they fighting?" Crusty asked.
"Because they have different opinions," Fromage explained.
Crusty thought about it for a moment. "I don't like it when they fight," he said. "It makes me mad."
Fromage smiled at her son. "That's normal, Crusty," she said. But we always have to remember that we should never fight with each other. "We should always try to get along." Crusty nodded and gave his greasy, cheesy mama a hug. Fromage is always able to make her son, Crusty, feel better. same affect she has on her husband. Like father, like son, Crusty was a faint reflection of Spongebob.
Fromage took her son to a nearby park to play. There were other children there, and they soon began playing together. Crusty had a lot of fun playing with his new friends, and he forgot all about his dad and Mr. Krabs arguing.
When Fromage and her son got home, they found that Crusty's dad had made dinner. It was a simple Krabby Patty, but Crusty was really hungry, and he ate it all up.
After dinner, Crusty's dad told him a bedtime story. It was a story about a pirate who sailed the seas in search of treasure. Crusty soon fell asleep.
Fromage and Spongbob, realizing they had some time for themselves, looked at each other and smiled before racing to the bedroom to make their own fun.

(Crusty)

(Lets just just say Fromage is this. idfk)
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