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Well why don't you show me? Get some from the city and bring them back because until then, I won't believe you.

Oh I don't know, more high pitched, more girly. Well that is a shame because it is quite fun. You really should stay and watch some time.

Now that's better

Scout’s honor. It’s like a huge trend now. ‘Bout time too.

How do you think a cupcake would sound like then? Uh, no. Answer’s still no. I just bring them here, I don’t stick around for the show.

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Well now I know you are lying. 

Well no, I haven't but I am sure a cupcake wouldn't sound like that. I didn't say make them, I said have you seen them? 

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Whatever, dude— they put bacon in cupcakes now, that’s exciting shit.

Have you seen many impersonations of cakes in your time?… Not— no, not really. Actually, no never. I’m not in the business of making people beg for their lives. 

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Bacon is boring. All it does is sit there on your plate until you eat it, therefore it is boring.

That has to be the worst impersonation of a cupcake I have ever seen. Ah but have you ever seen a human begging for their life?

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Excuse you, bacon is not boring— the things you can do with bacon are literally endless. You can put bacon in anything. 

— But thinking of a cake begging for it’s life is hilarious. ‘No, don’t kill me! I have cupcakes that depend on me!’ For people? Not so much.

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Bit of a personal question. Let's just say that I am old enough to be your grandfather.

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Sure thing. How old are you, sir?

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Oh sir, I like it. Yeah actually you can. Grab me a bottle of beer will you? This old vampire needs a drink.

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I haven’t seen you before, sir. I’m Amelia. Can I help you with anything?

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Ah but you see, your choices are boring. They don't scream or beg for you to stop. Imagine a cake screaming and begging for it's life.

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— I could argue with that- like, there’s ‘nothing like cake in the afternoon’ or ‘nothing like bacon’ but I guess it all boils down to the same thing. Except my choices don’t scream. 

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That it does little human. 

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That… sounds lovely?

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The way he screamed filled me with joy. There isn't like a screaming human in the afternoon.

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Well I didn't have much of choice where I went. It was either feed from blood bags or starve. 

Feeding off of blood bangs for a few days isn't as thirst quenching as I thought it would be

Well, who’s fault is that for choosing to drink from blood bags instead of the humans who are here for us to feed off of?

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Me? I'm never out of luck, well very rarely. I think I will go with the former. It is fun however to watch them squirm as you sink your teeth into them, the screams you hear.

Feeding off of blood bangs for a few days isn't as thirst quenching as I thought it would be

Then I suppose you’re out of luck? If they’re too scared to go to you, then the only alternatives are to either call for them or go down and fetch them yourself.

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Ah but most of them hide in their cells, too scared to come near me. Yes, it is fun the first couple of times but now it is just boring to run to them.

Feeding off of blood bangs for a few days isn't as thirst quenching as I thought it would be

I’m sure there’s a human more than willing to throw themselves at your offer.

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Feeding off of blood bangs for a few days isn't as thirst quenching as I thought it would be

I need to feed.

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Well I am sure I will be able to find something. If I an unable to find what I seek, I will just have to find something that is close to that blood group.

Do I smell fresh humans?

You’ll be lucky if we have one. I’ve found that cravings around here are usually very easy to fulfill.

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Some AB Neg. I've had a craving for them for the past few days.

Do I smell fresh humans?

These ones taste lovely. What are you in the mood for, sir?

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Do I smell fresh humans?

They better taste better then they normally do. Anyone wish to join me for some dinner?

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Better idea you say? Oh I am game. Please shed some light on this situation. 

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Coop you say?

Well I hate to be the one one who leans towards caution but before you make such a hasty move, think for a moment. Cooper has been talked often in the Compound and may have more allies then you may perceive. Again not to provoke your rage, but he is quite tantalizing. I’more afraid that your actions will cause more of a upheaval then you can even imagine, but I have a better idea if you are game? 

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Oh I'm not going to harm him, I'm going to kill the bastard. I'm not sure, Andi hasn't informed me of him knowing but that isn't the point in my eyes. He should of asked her first

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You’re welcome. Don’t.. Don’t harm him. Did he know about you and her? If he had known, I’m sure he wouldn’t be so bold considering the consequences..