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I found it

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The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

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Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

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Destroy them

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Mood

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

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This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

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Someone scream this from the top of the Empire State Building

We ban peanut butter in schools to prevent those with allergies to avoid negative reaction, but we allow unvaccinated children to remain in attendance, risking exposure of deadly disease to every child.

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The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

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“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

— And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via radolescence)

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Headcanon: Finny’s Hair

As we all know, Finny wears a few clips in his hair in the front to keep his hair out of his eyes.

It’s functional, but it also makes him look adorable. However, I have a little headcanon about why he uses clips rather than simply cutting his hair.

When Finny was being held for experimentation, his head was shaved. He’s completely bald when he first meets Sebastian and Ciel.

When they took him in, they gave him an entirely new life and identity. Instead of just using a number to refer to him, they gave him a name. He loves his new life and will, quite literally, kill to protect it.

The name and the clothing became part of his new identity, but so did his hair. His pretty hair had been cruelly shaved probably because of something to do with the tests. Since the children being held were being used as ‘lab rats,’ they weren’t treated like people. Their heads could have been nicked and cut during the shaving process, and no one one really cared.

When Finny’s hair began to grow, he loved it. This was the last sign of his previous existence disappearing. Soon, it grew so long, it got into his eyes and he was forever trying to tuck it behind his ear as he attending to the plants.

Sebastian was going to cut his hair, as he had learned to do with Ciel, but this terrified Finny. He didn’t want to be bald again. Sebastian could have forced him, but Ciel came up with a compromise. The clips were used to hold the hair out of Finny’s eyes. His hair didn’t grow as long in the back, but he could handle a trim as long as he didn’t see the scissors or razors near his treasured hair.

And that’s my little ‘hairy’ headcanon.

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i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

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Are you telling me that this is not a real octopus? Because I thought it was real

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PICK HIM UP

(via CampbellxEmma / GoalKitty)

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Debatable

At some point after your death, someone will unknowingly make the last mention of you, and then you will never be mentioned again