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feeling like the shittiest friend right now and idk how to fix it without making it worse

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i feel my nationality in the same way that i feel gender. i was born into one, but do i feel part of it? does it mean anything to me? not really.

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006, today’s bird is a bit overstimulated

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huRraaahh💁‍♂️ Trans Rights!

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less than a day in i have already realised why i thought twitter was scary. because man it is

everyone has opinions

like more than tumblr somehow

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she later said skibidi ohio gyatt to telemachoochoo after he saved a little girl from a raging boar

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that thing you said kinda ruined my perception of you entirely

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slmau pearl <3

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THEY MET

THIS ISNT A DRILL

JORGE RIVERA-HERRANS AND LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAVE OFFICIALLY MET

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It’s insane to me that Hermes never actually says “darling” in the entirety of EPIC

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Can you tell me everything will be ok Satan? i really cant take it anymore

If you die now Donald Trump outlives you

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dying at this lmaoo

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*making a character*

ok this one is cis guys. i promise. she's just a happy cis- oh fuck i transed them. now what do i do. i spilled nonbinary juice all over them.

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Holy moly

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.