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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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Time to open a burger shop?

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

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Remy's dead, but that don't mean I'm ready to accept it. We all grieve in our own way. You sure pulled the short straw in the adopted sister department, didn't ya? Got the gal who goes bonkers over losin' a boy.

X-Men '97 1.07 | "Bright Eyes"

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the empire’s most genetically perfect beautiful woman: [nude and posing and showing off and talking about the figure of the seductress in art]

baru: [started making a metaphor about finance and got so hard she got nauseous] i think i hauve Kettling

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she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all

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studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

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Doctors to trans people: are you really sure you want these hormones? I don't think you are. I don't believe you. There are risks, you know? It will change your body. Tell me your entire life story and I'll decide whether you've wanted this for long enough. Oh you didn't know when you were 5 years old? Yikes, ok. I think I'll need you to jump through all these hoops and then we can maybe consider it in...100 years

Doctors to fat people who literally didn't ask: have you heard of this surgery that'll mess up your digestive system, just absolutely fucking mutilate it? Mess with your ability to eat and drink normally? Potentially fuck up your ability to absorb nutrients? Yes, and you don't want it? Are you suuuure? Are you really sure? I'm going to bring this up 1000 more times just to be sure also there's this diabetes drug...

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"Notable isekai ratfic writer Mark Twain" is one of those phrases that is technically true but nevertheless gets on people's nerves

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Its fuckin raining

I have been waiting all year to post this.

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