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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

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The cat is wearing flowery clothes and black sunglasses outside. It’s very domineering.

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does anyone know how to make a desicion

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When one arrow isn't enough...

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The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

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apollo: w̶̧̩͝i̵͙͍̊̔t̴̙̀n̴͎̾͘e̷̖̥͂s̶͕̗̓͊s̵͈̼͋͝ ̴͓̔.̷̗̏ ̴͕̫̄̅g̸̺̿̑ơ̸̫t̵̺͒͛c̷̥̞̍͘h̶̭̲͝ȃ̸͔ ̸̤̙͆̈.̸͍̲̅̋ klavier: 😳😍🥰

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YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL!!!!!! FEEL FEEL FEEL!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS GOOD AND PURE FEEL SOMETHING!!!! OPEN YOUR HEART! BE VULNERABLE! BE SOFT! BE SO FULL OF LOVE AND MESSY AND CRY YOUR HEART OUT!!!!!!! LOVE AND FEEL!!! FEEL AND LOVE!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE! IT IS OKAY TO CARE!!! TO LOVE, TO HURT, AND CRY! PLEEEEEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE WORLD, CARE. FEEL. LOVE. BE A MESS OF LOVE AND FEELINGS!!! WE NEED OPEN HEARTS AND KIND EYES WITH BEAMING SOULS!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

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alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

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Forgotten Gaming by Filip Hodas

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last minute contender for tweet of the year

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ポケットモンスター　テラリウムコレクション 〜Happyなまいにち〜 (re-ment)

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The Artist™ tried out needle felting for the first time! Not too shabby!

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obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck