insufferablecrab

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I'm starting a collection

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put that old man in a situation

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

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everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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Its so well made its perfect

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humankind

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REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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this is basically a short horror film

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I think if I ever have kids... I'm gonna raise them to believe that limes are unripe lemons. Just cause