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this is about to get interesting

“Are you sure these are raisins? They don’t taste like raisins.”

“Did you get that guinea pig to reenact that South Park episode?”

“Don’t get mad, but I may have just ruined everything in your closet. Don’t ask how and don’t open the door. Don’t open your closet door for a really long time, please take this advice.”

“How do you even cut your teeth on wedding rings?”

“I don’t think you’re supposed to use disinfectant wipes on your food.”

“I don’t want to alarm you or anything but I thought you should know that there’s a raccoon in your shower.”

“I thought you said you taste like Pepsi Cola.”

“I’m so sorry. I had no idea I was going to sneeze. I won’t sneeze on you next time we meet, I swear.”

“Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to- Oh! Oh my God, that’s actually a gun.”

“Just because you paint your entire body blue, does not mean you’re a member of that Blue Man Group. Where did you get that PVC pipe?”

“Let me get this straight, the little kid punched you in the face after you stole their milkshake or did they punch you in the face and then steal your milkshake? Either way, no the tooth fairy is not going to bring you cash for a chipped off piece of tooth.”

“Look, I know that we just met but trust me, I’m trustworthy and I need your Netflix log in.”

“No, I do not ‘got any weed.‘”

“Please stop asking me if I want to build a snowman. It doesn’t even snow here.”

“Tell me you didn’t put five times the amount of detergent you’re supposed to in the washing machine again.”

“That whole pineapple thing didn’t work. Maybe you didn’t eat enough.”

“What do you mean I shouldn’t give hitchhikers rides? I’ve given like eight of them rides just this week! I seriously doubt I’m going to pick up a serial killer, I’m pretty sure I would know.”

“Why is your pocket moving?”

“You can’t just say checkmate every time you make a move.”

“You didn’t have to get me a gift- Oh. Another “#1 Asshole” mug.”

“You know what? It’s really rude to stare. I would really appreciate it if you’d just tell me if there’s something on my face or something.”

“You look really familiar. Do I look familiar? Have we met before?”

“You never want to hang out anymore. I told you I wasn’t going to have your entire house post-it noted ever again. You have to trust me. Besides, the guy charged a lot of money and I don’t want to spend that much on you again.”

“You’re watching X Men Origins: Wolverine again? How many times have you seen this now? At least watch the good one!”

“You’ve been gaming for three days straight. You haven’t showered and to be honest, I don’t recall you moving at all. Have you gone to the bathroom or eaten? What’s in that cup?”

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first date starters

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”

“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”

“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”

“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”

“This is my favorite place for first dates.”

“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”

“I don’t want the night to end.”

“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”

“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”

“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”

“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”

“Want to come upstairs?”

“I can walk you home, if you like.”

“Walk me home?”

“Let’s go dancing!”

“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”

“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”

“That movie sucked!”

“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”

“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”

“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”

“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”

“Let me get the check.”

“Want to split the check?”

“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”

“This was the worst date of my life.”

“Don’t call me again.”

“Oh, God, my ex is here.”

“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”

“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”

“What, no good night kiss?”

“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”

“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”

“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”

“I don’t date much, to be honest.”

“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”

“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”

“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”

“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”

“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”

“Have you ever been here before?”

“I’ve never been here before!”

“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“That’s it! I’m leaving!”

“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”

“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”

“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”

“Are you always this shy?”

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

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Back to my Legendia redesigns with Jay! I love him a lot and I wanted to keep the essence of the Oresoren in his design while also adding more interest and details to it.

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i'm not sure if you're still taking request but maybe 1A from that prompt with jay and grune ??

I can never pass up a good Jay and Grune prompt…. *heart shatters*(thank you for the prompt, the pose was utter perfection for this)

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Really? Really?! Jay muttered to himself when he saw Ludger move through the streets without a care. The contract was tricky enough, what with how much Ludger moved around in his day to day. But for him to not realize the severity of an oddly quiet street was another thing all together.

Jay scanned the streets quickly. Something was wrong. If foot traffic had been diverted, he hadn't seen any overt signs. And that meant that whoever did it was getting crafty.

That was when he heard the shout and the clamor of footfalls on asphalt. More than one target, armed, but careless. The young assassin's body moved on its own in that moment. Muscle memory guided quick and silent steps while a quick slash and stab silenced the assailants before any of them could fire off a single shot.

Quick. Quiet. Efficient.

Jay was just half a step too slow, though. He heard Ludger call after him, but he didn't pause in his retreat. It was a moment of uncharacteristic frustration; enough to slow him just barely. Jay didn't dart back up to the rooftops. Instead, he stuck to the ground and shoved his hands back into his pockets while he attempted to disappear into the shadows.

Whether he could or not, though, had yet to be seen.

@intelligenceunseen || Sorry for the wait, but here's that starter!

Today's stock holder meeting dragged on forever. Investors expected them to somehow cut a deal with Helioborg for exclusive rights to sell despite the <99% success rate Spirius products promised. Eventually he smoothed the problems over with promises Spirius had a healthy relationship with Head Researcher Balan, but yeesh. Going home from work never felt better.

There's almost no hustle and bustle on the walkway in spite of being peak rush hour. Did the police force people to evacuate for something....? Whatever the reason, he'd rush through to avoid causing any trouble--

"LUDGER KRESNIK!" A shout turns his head. A big mistake; when he turns back, multiple Exodus agents, guns ready, block his way. "Your continued support for a bi-national workforce is destroying this country! You'll be--!"

In an instant, the Exodus agent's demands stop, each of them falling forward with several cuts along their backs. What... just happened? How'd anyone respond this quick? I didn't request backup!

When he processed the scene before him, Ludger caught something--or rather, someone--slipping back into the alley behind them. "W-Wait, don't go yet! I haven't even thanked you for saving me!" He called after the mysterious person, hoping in vain they'd heed his words before Ludger lost them.

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Your Muse's kiss style

I did two different points in Jay’s canon. Before Legendia and After Character Quest

Before Legendia

The Kiss of Death

The primary instincts of all creatures — sex and death. If you can combine the two they become a bigger selling point. Though not exactly graphic, the Kiss of Death is still sensual, seductive, and very, very deadly. The Kiss of Death comes in many varieties, including: hypnosis, narcotic effect, and sucking out the soul of the victim, which may or may not result in death, depending on the story. Crucially it can also be a symbolic gesture — the kiss itself does not bring death or harm, but the person who receives it knows that his days are numbered.

Post Character Quest

The Big Damn Kiss

A kiss that is serious business, with all the spectacle that entails. In all probability, it's a first kiss that finally puts an end to unresolved sexual tension and/or other typical obstacles that get in the way of true love. The scenery will be epic, the camera will go wild, the music will swell, and maybe there will be some fireworks. The most straightforward way to telegraph a relationship upgrade or a happily ever after ending which isn't an actual wedding.

Tagged by @mathcs | Tagging: If you want to do it, please do.

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Something about Alvin's smile felt almost...hmm. Jay wasn't sure how to take that. But he gave a short nod nonetheless. While Alvin's knowledge of the Legacy wasn't shocking, Jay _was_ impressed that he'd actually noted that it was a ship.

"More often than not, people just call it an island," he sighed. "But yes. The same." He wasn't about to admit that he had no inkling as to that show, though. Jay didn't watch much in the way of television.

Jay looked from Alvin back out to the nearly vacant streets around them. There was likely something he could ask on about this city, but that would be too pushy. Instead, Jay put on that deceptively sweet smile again and shrugged his shoulders. "Say, you wouldn't know of a good place to get a bite to eat around here, would you?"

"That seems to be a theme around here." Alvin managed to muster a crooked smile. "This isn't actually my country or my continent, either. Just spent an awful lot of time here."

He pursed his lips, turning over Jay's words. Legacy ... it rang a far-off bell, one he hadn't heard since he was a kid.

"That's that giant ship-continent thing, way out in the western ocean somewhere? It featured on a couple episodes of Beach Blanket Sunscreen Rangers. You're telling me that's not something the TV execs made up?"

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Inspired by some incredible shirts my bud and I found.

Love these tiny Legendia badasses 🕶

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19 and 30 for ship meme? (I'm sorry I'm too lazy to log into an rp blog but just imagine angry ocean god asking this 😉)

Shipping Meme | Accepting

19. Is there a ship you used to dislike, but now you like?

//I'm a goddamned slut when it comes to ships. Chances are, I shipped it. But I've recently come around to Jay and Csaba bonding over how annoying Moses is.

30. Is there any “unconventional” relationship you play, or you would like to?

//Unconventional is a very curious word... Jay specifically is Demi in my portrayal, so to him ANY romantic relationship is unconventional. I want to explore a lot with him, for sure. But as for specifics? The only thing that comes to mind is an antagonistic rivalry with Cashel.

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❛ how are you holding up? ❜ (talesofourworlds, Chloe. Maybe after Jay's character quest?)

Empathetic Starters | Accepting | @talesofourworlds

Everyone kept asking that. How the hells did they think he would be? "It was necessary," he said. Though whether it was more for himself or for Chloe he didn't know.

"Solon is gone. For good." Jay's words rang with a chilly finality to them. No remorse, no regret. Only resignation and acceptance of what he'd done.

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❛  i'm here for you. no matter where or when i'll always be here for you.  ❜ (also from Senel if you're still accepting!)

Empathetic Starters | Accepting | @assimilatedhardship

Jay felt his shoulders heave with the deep breath that hissed out through his nose. They were all so forgiving. Every last one of them. Why? He didn't deserve it.

The blood on his hands, the trust he'd broken. Why did they keep being so kind and gentle with him?

Jay looked back over his shoulder at the marine, violet eyes narrowed and a little glassy with held-back tears. "Will you?"

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13. Do you multiship?

Shipping Meme | Accepting

//I can, yeah. I do have multiple verses. It depends on who wants what.

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what’s your OTP when it comes to your muse?

Shipping Meme | Accepting

//So I have a few, honestly. It depends on the verse and the roleplay partner. I've had verses for Moses, Norma, Shirley, and even a Natalia from Tales of the Abyss.

But my guilty pleasure ship is a Poly Throuple with Norma and Moses, actually.

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❛  i know how hard this is for you, but i'm here if you need anything.  ❜ (from Senel if you're still accepting! was thinking during Jay's character quest...)

Empathetic Starters | Accepting | @assimilatedhardship

The words stung him in a way he hadn't expected. Jay's back was still to Senel, which meant the young man could keep his scrunched expression hidden for just a little while longer.

They were so close, Jay was so close. "It is...difficult," he finally said, low and barely audible. The Ruins of Frozen Light echoed hollow in the aftermath of battle, but there was a control panel nearby, and he needed someone to read the Relares on it...

Senel really shouldn't have been as kind as he was right then.