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Uh, bye I guess?

Maybe I'll come back. Maybe not? Nothing dire. Just, maybe not here.

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HORNY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

ITS BEEN AN HONOR

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These are all faces made by NIVIDIA’s neuro-network, none of them are real.

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oh would you look at that, it’s time to

vaccinate your puppies against completely preventable diseases

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“My friends and I build a Chemistree, we hope you like it! We used the periodic table to spell Merry Christmas in Dutch”

Posted by u/HeadlessSquirrel

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Give your gods names and titles

Some examples from my setting:

Atrisal, god of aberrations and psionics is The God that shouldn’t be

Primus is The Living Law 

Lolth is The Spider

Why should you? Well, a cleric that announces she is a servant of Alyssianna might get confused looks from most people, but if she calls herself a servant of The Dragon of Life everyone has at least some idea what she’s talking about.

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Honestly, the whole Tumblr flagging debacle reminds me of nothing so much as the official White Wolf forums back in the 1990s, whose automatic profanity filters were so overzealous that they ended up censoring terminology from some of their own games.

(For the uninitiated, the starkest example was probably the filter that automatically converted “ass” to “butt”, including when the string A-S-S appeared as part of another word. The trouble is that White Wolf’s most popular game, Vampire: The Masquerade, included in its lore a prominent vampire clan called the Assamites, who stock-in-trade was assassination. Under the forum’s profanity filter, players were reduced to referring to them as the Buttamites, and their missions as – you guessed it – buttbuttinations.)

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Chance of a lifetime for an epic trick

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899.

“Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.

The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.

The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.

The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.

In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.

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This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days,

Two different months,

Two different years,

Two different seasons

But in two different centuries - all at the same time!

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you can hear me as everyone’s favorite morally dubious kitty Master Lord Majesty in this preview clip of Episode 8 of Funimation’s simuldub of Radiant

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Beach honk chart

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Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #8 (2015)

written by Ryan North art by Erica Henderson & Rico Renzi

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Stop scrolling for a second

Here’s a bumblebee’s butt

Have a nice day

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Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

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Galton Board demonstrating a normal distribution

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