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okay but, the Fentons and the GIW are always trying to convince people that Phantom's protection is just based on his selfish obsessive desires right? that he doesn't actually care about anyone and he's just defending Amity Park because it's his territory and he's being possessive of it

but like, what if the Casper High kids and Phantoms other fans don't... really care?

like what if they don't really question that this is the case, like 'okay yeah so Phantom just wants to protect us because he sees us as belongings, but like he's still protecting us tho'

like they just don't think it makes sense to hunt down someone who is completely dedicated to protecting them, even if he's doing it for selfish gain, he's still protecting them, and doing a better job than the ghost hunters

as far as Amity's kids are concerned, the fact that defending their town is a part of his obsession should be even more reason to just leave him alone, they're basically using him as much as he's using them right?

they just don't really care if it's selfish, besides, if someone dies and decides they're gonna spend their afterlife protecting people, then he couldn't have been much of a bad guy when he was alive

he's also just, really nice? he does little things for people around town, helps out with stuff like carrying someone's groceries home after their bag tears open, or getting a kid's kite out of a tree

the fact that he's a ghost and is compelled by his nature to do these things for his own satisfaction really doesn't matter to the townsfolk any more than a firefighter getting paid to fight fires does, they see it as the same thing

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DONT HUG ME IM BEAR-ED

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Last post was also to remind myself-!

Lemme drop some fake Danny Phantom Tweets and a DP meme for no reason. Is this fandom still alive? no idea. (Edit: Yes, yes it is lol) am i using the right words? Also no idea! Idc if they're cringe. Idrc in general if you don't like them and are going to be rude abt it. otherwise, feedback is nice, and suggestions are fine. as long as nobody's rude. Aaaa sorry if this is getting long i get anxious posting stuff on new fandoms and now I'm just yapping. ughhh- ANYWAY!!!

and also:

Edit: Holy heck this is some of the most likes I've ever gotten wth-

Edit 2: WH- HUH-?? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??

Edit 3: 14. 14 LIKES. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM-

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Sensei crossover

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Actually? You know what would be darkly hilarious?

If, when the GIW can't get ghosts declared both malicious AND non-sapient/sentient? They push for "dumb animals" instead.

Which is accepted. Ghosts are animals. Checks out, says scientists everywhere.

HOW "dumb"?

What? Says the GIW, mid-victory high fives. They did not expect a follow up question. They SHOULD have, as this is the SCIENTIFIC community and that is literally their job, but here we are.

How. "Dumb"? The scientists repeate slower. What methodology did you use? What is your sample size? Are their different sub-species? Is this dimension like ours? Is Ghost the equivalent to Mammal? It says here their are humanoid ones.

What IQ are we talking about here and HOW DID YOU TEST??

A goldfish, parrot, and dolphin are all animals. WILDLY different levels of intelligence. You can't treat them the same. Technically speaking, WE are animals.

The GIW does not like where this conversation is going. Tries to shut it down.

.......well NOW the scientists are both offended AND invested. How DARE you try to push faulty science and hide the Truth from them! They're gonna do their OWN studies! *picks up the phone and dials that one embarrassing spiritualist friend they had in college* Hey! You still think you can summon ghosts? I'll pay you to try it for Science!

And like? As a Ghost? It's degrading as hell. But ALSO these fuckos just Whoopsie'd you into having both protections under the law, since animal abuse IS illegal, AND just put the ENTIRE planets scientific community on their asses.... by accident.

So you take a deeeeeeep breath you don't even need. Remember you're doing this for the little ghost babies and fluffy ghost animals. And show up at a research facility like "yes, hello, I am Ghost. Here for you to poke and prod at. Please ask me to name the object on the flash card or whatever IQ tests do these days."

Should you HAVE to prove your own fucking sentience? No. But? You do it. You're even polite about it. Ask for a copy of the study they plan to publish so you can BEAT some mother fuckers with it. The scientists nod in understanding and use the BIG font for your copy so it'll hurt more.

They've been there.

And just? Shitty people getting what they wanted only to have it blow up in their faces?? I see all these angst "but what if they were declared ANIMALS" prompts and I just?? Are we talking PARROT or goldfish!? One has the average intelligence of about a human 4yr old and the other is a FISH! People get RIGHTFULLY furious when you treat INTELLIGENT animals badly.

And would, in fact, adapt pretty easy to discovering one of said animal has become HUMAN lvl intelligent. It's easy to grasp the idea of human intelligence lvl dolphin or monkeys. Maybe there was some mutated strain, maybe in uetro tampering. Who knows. But if I tried to sell you a human intelligent housefly? Gold fish? Lizard?

You wouldn't believe me. There is some kind of trick at play.

So if GHOSTS are seen as animals? Everyone nods and then later? Someone comes in TV and very excitedly informs you "we found INTELLIGENT LIFE amongst the ghosts!" You'd believe it. Probably be really excited by your conversation starter for the day. Get a taco and move on with your life.

But? Having to willing sit for a barrage of testing? Is going to suuuuuuck so bad. Poor Danny. SATs all over again. For HOURS. At multiple facilities, just to be CERTAIN it's not a one off. All because he not certain he can insure good behavior from other ghosts and This Is IMPORTANT. He ALSO can't be certain it's even SAFE.

Might be a trap.

But if he has to do it again and again and again? Mexico to Bavaria to China to the Maldives? If this is what it takes for the scientific community to bitchslap the GIW into ORBIT before the UN? Hand him that pencil.

He has no where more important to be.

@hdgnj @nerdpoe @mutable-manifestation @ailithnight @the-witchhunter

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Oh the conversations these two “tallests” would have about their vertically challenged, short tempered brothers.

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Continuation of my android Sanji au bc yes im still thinking about him if you want to see the first part click here anyway I felt like I needed to lighten the mood a wee bit so heres Franky to do just that

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why tf do so many scammers call meeeeee

NO I AM NOT MARY O BRIAN. THERE IS NOT A MR PHILLIPS HERE. I DO NOT LIVE AT ANY OF THOSE ADDRESSES. I DO NOT HAVE A SPOUSE. I AM NOT TELLING YOU IF I PAY $XXX ON SMTH PER MONTH. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING PLS LET ME JUST BE POLITE AND LEAVVVEEE

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On the idea of Jason and Damian knowing each other in the league and Jason teaching Damian and adding the whole idea of all the robins responding to “robin, report”:

Jason absolutely used those little call backs they use in elementary schools, like “1 2 3 all eyes on me!”

So please picture some situation, maybe Damian is arguing with someone and it’s getting way too heated, Jason just tells “hocus pocus” and Damian immediately “everybody focus” and he’s so mortified he just stops and blue screens

ok no i need to talk about this because it’s fucking genius and has opened my eyes to something that i need discussed more.

because if Jason was Damian’s tutor when they were in the league together, then he was Damian’s protector/teacher/authority figure when Damian was what. seven? six? eight? however you fuck with the timeline to make your au, it would be between 5-10 at least. that means that teaching wise, Jason wouldn’t have just been his combat tutor, he would have been Damian’s equivalent of a fucking elementary school teacher (primary school for brits) which has got to be one of the fucking MOST GOD TIER THINGS- i’m now just remembering back to my primary school days and thinking about how that could have gone for Damian and Jason.

-you are right, Jason 100% would use those callbacks constantly. growing up on the streets he was probably well used to having to corral groups of other little street kids anyway; he knows the drill when it comes to keeping little ones attention on him when it’s needed, and Damian is no different.

-my teacher used to whistle really loud and then go ‘back to the centre!’ when she wanted our class to come and sit on the floor in front of her while she spoke, so i’m now thinking that Jason probably has a specific whistle that he’s conditioned Damian to respond to. doesn’t matter where they are or what Damian’s doing, if he hears that whistle he instantly wanders over and plops down criss-cross apple sauce at Jason’s feet. one time Jason instinctively did it when he needed to point something out in the cave while they were both working on the same case and neither of them realised how odd it looked until after Jason said ‘ok you can go now,’ and Damian stood up to go back to whatever he was doing only to turn around and see Tim and Dick staring at them with the most baffled faces possible.

-after they were finished with training Jason used to get Damian to help him clean up the training grounds by setting a timer for a minute and challenging him to see how much he could get done before it went off. if the area was completely cleared when the time was up Damian got a treat. now whenever Damian’s being difficult and won’t help Bruce clean up the cave Jason just has to start counting down from 60 and Damian instantly starts rushing to clean as fast as he can.

-Jason totally has gold star stickers. Damian thinks they’re the most precious thing in the world. both Bruce and Dick have tried to buy their own stickers to reward Damian for good behaviour but Damian does not care. they’re only precious if they came directly from Jason’s LOA inscribed wooden box that he keeps in his desk. Bruce wouldn’t mind if it weren’t for the fact that Jason keeps giving Damian stickers every time the kid comes up with an insult towards either Bruce or Tim that Jason decides is ‘particularly well placed’.

-Damian is mortified that all of these things have stuck within their relationship even though they’re now in Gotham. despite his hatred for it, however, he still instinctively views Jason as the teacher in his life. Bruce is absolutely devastated every time he painstakingly takes the time to teach Damian a new fighting move only watch Damian instantly cross across the cave to Jason’s side and ask that Jason ‘show me how to actually do it’ because he truly does have that childlike belief that as the teacher, Jason will know it better.

Bruce, watching Damian tug on Jason’s sleeve: …i used to be important.

Tim, biting into an apple: d’ya think we could get him to put Damian in time out?

Dick: i actually have seen him do that. Dami refused to stop training while Jason was talking to him so he made Dami sit in a corner for twenty minutes.

Tim:

Tim: incredible.

Bruce: i used to be a father.

Dick: *pats Bruce on the shoulder*

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In my opinion, when the Links meet, most of them should think "ah, this dude is cosplaying the legendary hero. Unlike me, who is the hero™"

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

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DC x DP - Two of a Kind

Danny running away from his home dimension for such and such reasons (GIW, bad reveal, etc, etc) cue him stumbling around Gotham because holy mother of ambient ectoplasm, Batman.

So anyways he’s just chilling in crime alley, as a struggling guy in Gotham does and then. And then there’s someone else. Looks exactly like him. Not like how he and Dani look similar, her features just softer and rounded with babyfat, no, no, this guy looks exactly like him. Down to the barely there scattering of freckles on the nose bridge.

It’s Jason Todd. Danny is his dimensions version of Jason Todd.

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There was an attempt 🤷‍♀️...

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Nanami tries to teach a duo of idiots (affectionate) how to parent properly

Chapter 6 for the Visuals Part of my "SIkuna's guide to not fucking up perfectly good children (look at them, they could get anxiety!)" series on Ao3

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For the draconequus au, (sorry just found out about it and I am now obsessed)

What was twilight’s reaction when she first conjured magic as a draconequus. I can’t imagine it was easy, or did she just clap her hands?… claws? Anyways clap her hands and the tower exploded? Or did the roof grow legs?

all the books she borrowed from the library turned into plastic flamingos. nightmare scenario

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While you were studying the blade she was also studying the blade but with women involved