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Bones: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus- wait, is that-
Kirk: Fist fighting a god again
Bones, getting up from his chair: God damn it, my circus, my monkeys-
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.
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Types of brain fog:
Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it
U are a ghost and nothing is real
Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up
The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window
The Void
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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wine drunk watching ds9 w my gf and she paused it to go piss on this fucking frame

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