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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."

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Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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Skeleton disagrees with his wife about the issue

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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Little sponge in big jellyfish fields 🪼✨

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got ink?

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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I am! Leaving! Texas!!

I'm currently living in Texas, but not for much longer!! We're going to be leaving the 14th-15th of next month! While you can imagine, it's absolutely wonderful for a t4t couple like my gf and I to be leaving Texas, I was not made aware that we had to move out like, in less than a month! Did not know that! Kind of scary!!

Because of this, I'm going to be doing some

Discounted Commissions! ooooohhh~

Well, for headshots and little doodles

Headshots are going to be 35 30 Bucks! 25 if they're symmetrical! Simple fullbodies are being done for a limited time! They're 20 bucks!

Simple fullbodies meaning simple poses and I simplify the design

I've also seen a lot of yous like the abstract colored backgrounds i've been doing, soo.. for an extra 1-2 bucks, you can get one for either of your comms! (I'll also send the blank background as well similar to the following -)

Or, maybe you're some sort of kind soul who doesn't even want a commission, but wants to help You can do that too!! (That's my ko-fi link there!)

That all being said

Yeah this is a big thing, and I also still need to find a good job there, genuinely if anyone wants to help out it'd be very very much appreciated. I need to make sure my GF is able to stay on her HRT along with her prescription, paying for our new lease, the moving, and still live while I'm here!

If you want some fun art before pride month ends, and want to help a t4t couple leave Texas at the same time, maybe let me draw some fun furry art for you!