internetcel

[internetcel]

compartmentalizing is way too long a word. why is it doin all that? no need.

[internetcel]

chess players have got to come up with a better shorthand for ‘checkmate’, man.

[internetcel]

pretty lady (my cat) scratched me :(

[internetcel]

in this mood again. fuck your new age shit and synthetic medicine. i want my nicotine and thc like my forefathers.

fuck your anti-depressants doctor; prescribe me ceo of tobacco plant.

[internetcel]

i left some shit in my temu cart (not weed) and they keep emailing me quoting a lower price.

[internetcel]

when the comp sci book’s got dinosaurs on the cover😻

[internetcel]

call me non-binary way i only compile from source.

[internetcel]

when the computer science book got a disc in it🤩

[internetcel]

i still miss her.

[internetcel]

she big on my theory til we bang💔☹️ #underappreciatedacademic

[internetcel]

i don’t wear a hat but i reckon my hair’s thick enough to hide a small rat.

so, no, lady, i am not a ‘gooner’. the rat is forcing me to crank hog. his greater aim eludes us both, we’re merely cogs in his machine, do you understand?

[internetcel]

me (trying to walk him through an arch install): initramfs is like a temporary file system the kernel chucks in there to get things up and moving.

my british cat: i thought you knew? why are you asking me?

[internetcel]

if you only ‘meant it at the time’ you didn’t mean it at all.

[internetcel]

fuck your anti-depressants doctor; prescribe me ceo of tobacco plant.

[internetcel]

sometimes i intentionally make a thread panic if i don’t like its vibe.

[internetcel]

why do ppl send each other reels w zero context. what do u want me to take from this?

personally idgaf ur getting at least a paragraph abt why i think it’s funny or related knowledge that i want to share with u.

[internetcel]

i fucking love underemployment :3