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[michael-s-archive-assistant]

Have you ever read Uzumaki

I haven't read Uzumaki specifically, but I am a big fan of Junji Ito's works & I've watched most of the animated Collection.

I feel this is meant to be Targetted which is both rude and maybe a touch funny, but I also just genuinely want to find more of his books for my collection.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

If a door ate your eyes, but you could get them back for 6 dollars and a bag of fresh cherry tomatoes, would you take that offer?

I

Suppose??

I quite like my eyes in fact. I guess assuming I get my same eyes back, yes I'd take that offer??

Doors aren't really known to eat just the eyes though, that's oddly specific.

What an odd ask

I feel concerned by this.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

"have you slept in the archives? if so, favourite spot?" [🍉]

I feel a touch called out, but I'll allow it. Mostly because it's you, tim congratulations on special privileges.

So

Yes

I have slept in the Archives quite a few times. In my own office area for the most part, but still.

Sleeping at my flat has been. Less than ideal. I'm lucky for a couple of hours of sleep and it gets to be too much quite often.

With the amount of work I do and it being generally more... calming, I do often rest at the Institute instead.

I know it's there, of course it always is. But it feels safer, as though it keeps It away. I don't like the gaze on me, but it feels much better than It plaguing me instead. I don't like the binds it puts on me, but it's binds feel safer than the alternative.

And additionally

A rest on the floor is quite nice on the back. Though I don't recommend staying on the floor for long, otherwise you'll start feeling a lot more sore instead.

Quite the fun ask, thank you ^–^

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

Delicious cheese for the rat king uwu

Very much so. Though I think my friend here might have to take the title, the food did vanish quick between the two of us, haha

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I worry I must apologize to the person sending in messages to me about the rats in the walls and meeting my denial of them. The amount of cheese my friend and I just bought is now making me think I may be the rat in the walls of the Archives.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

favourite Vocaloid?

Ia.

Pretty sure Kaito was my first favorite, but I do love her songs & voice.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

you should carve a squash for Halloween instead of s pumpkin and claim it's distorted

That would be incredibly funny actually.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

fair point, any opinions on squash?

I like squash a lot. Might be my favourite type of veggie.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

Do you think Elias eats tomatoes like apples in his office, hiding from everyone?

He feels more like a bell pepper sort of fella.

If he were to, I'd think he'd do it in front of people to throw them off guard honestly. How do you deal with that kind of action so casually?

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

tomato eaten like apple

yes or no?

like

big chomp

For me, no.

Its very funny watching other people do that though.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

xDDDD I had to be at least a lil weird,

do you like tomatoes?

At least you're not the weirdest thing to handle, haha.

I sometimes like tomatoes. On sandwiches, very much so. Sometimes sliced is fine. They can be gross though so it's a gamble.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

*slurping noises*

I'm beginning to understand why your inbox privileges were revoked.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

Are you sure? I'd say it's pretty tasty

I strongly disagree.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

They like it tho :(

I just think it's a bad idea. Hand soap isn't even that good.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

But I'm friends with the rats in the walls, they say you should bring them some more handsoap to eat :3c

Well.

I'm inclined not to believe there are rats in the walls since I'm pretty convinced there would have been signs. I worry that may be a personal issue for you.

Additionally, I am very confident rats shouldn't be. Eating handsoap?? Don't do that, perhaps.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

I can now go back into the archive walls and ask the silliest questions, how do you do Michaeeeel?

I do not recommend being in the walls, you can just send me the inquiries, haha. I don't exactly trust the cleanliness of the Institues walls I'll be honest. I do look forward to your silly questions, haha.

I am doing quite well thank you.

[michael-s-archive-assistant]

IM FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

You've been freed from your imprisonment, great job.