she/her, 22, songster, jellyfish enthusiast, mostly on Tumblr to see my very funny friends
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beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project
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Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
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you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?
when sunbeams do this.




that is all.
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Reblog if you ship the world’s top two sexiest women! 👑🌹
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non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually
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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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when u think about his soulful brown eyes…
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anyways did you guys know the word kindergarten is german. for child garden. why are they putting the children in there
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#I guillotine paper on this thing almost every day#one of the highlights of my job (not really. Maybe sometimes)
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theyre so cute they had to name them cuddlefish
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theres nothing "common" about the loon. to me.
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stick yr dick in a girl and there's a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum
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