“Remember when we died?” Is such a raw line. Happy D20 eve
I forgot I had a rain version thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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one of my buddies just succumbed to desire. he seriously just embraced earthly pleasures... the cost was not immediately apparent but will probably become known soon
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'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.
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Smells like spring 🍊🌼
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My sweet patreon’s voted on my next clown so here is the clown knight!~
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Long time no see, here's a unicorn lady ⚔️
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I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli
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🐛 Caterpillar Friends 🐛
Lots a Lots a Leggggggs Blue Caterpillar, Rainbow Caterpillar, Dankin Green and Yellow Caterpillar, Highsmith Green and Blue Caterpillar with Glasses
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