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Me eating a massive slice of chocolate cake knowing that I'm gonna throw up later bc I can't handle chocolate

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me grandad is trying to convince me he was the one who threw the bat at Ozzy

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I musta done something to piss me da's side (besides me grandad) off bc they told me I'm too old for presents on me birthday but they've all dropped off me brother's presents early (he's 24) and one of them was a 50 quid lego set

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"you're a bit obsessed" u haven't even seen me at my most hateful. the behaviour you're seeing (me physically pointing and laughing at trent any chance i get) is only the surface.

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I hate it being so close to my birthday cause I just start getting nostalgic and cry and it keeps me up all night

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someone might have to physically hold me back if trent keeps opening his mouth

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my nan forgot who I was 🙃

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I genuinely don't know how the older ppl in my life can bang on aba ww2 soldiers and how bad Hitler was whilst simultaneously saying shit like "it's not our fight" when I say that we should be helping Palestine, not supporting Israel.

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type of villain I'm aba to become in trents life

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I'd probably not be a good participant in soccer aid bc I take footie too seriously n would end up snapping someone's legs

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can u imagine like darwin n lucho or sum have been chatting shite aba trent in spanish n he's been sat there fuming cause he can understand them

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cheeky

can't enjoy a lolly ice around my fuckass friend without him making it dirty

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aye well we have ringo. ringo's gonna get ya

can't enjoy a lolly ice around my fuckass friend without him making it dirty

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don't have a response to this so imma just say: brummie 🫵🤣

can't enjoy a lolly ice around my fuckass friend without him making it dirty

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can't enjoy a lolly ice around my fuckass friend without him making it dirty

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midnight thirst where I chug seven glasses of water

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Tommy in Season 2: Stupid Ellie, going to Seattle after I explicitly told her not to, grumble grumble.

Tommy in Part 2: LAST ONE TO SEATTLE'S A ROTTEN EGG