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they have minecraft-themed dice out there
i made a terrible mistake looking at dice sets on etsy
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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
#me last night trying to fall asleep desperately rotating my favourite idiot#so the heat-induced mental crash didnt fully sink in
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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hot weather Die
#its genuinely too hot & humid for me to sleep upstairs#but trying to sleep in the only air-conditioned room in the house#is also a problem. bc the ac is so fucking loud#so now i have my noise-cancelling headphones on but it means i cant sleep with my head in certain positions#the anguishes.
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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i can’t hang out because i have to kiss my cat on the head 980 times
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
#grips this kid by the shoulders#listen to me. the flat iron is the weapon of The Enemy. you must not give in.
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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trying one of those artfight hitlist things
[LINK TO GOOGLE FORM]
i'm on team crystal!
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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