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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY MODEL
#DO NOT CLIMB ON THE DRAGON WHEN IT TAKES OFF#WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE#terrifying#dd2#dragon's dogma
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someone on the dev team really liked thief
#privileged ass vocation#hogging all the good shit#I want controlled fall back#but I’m not playing thief
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goddamn
#I love photo mode#as much as the dd2 photo mode could be improved I really wish monster hunter did its photo mode more like it#as in let me pause and move the camera while in photo mode#you can pause and then go into photo mode but you can’t move the camera if you do it that way :(
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bro was running for his life the entire sphinx fight
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approximately two minutes and 18 seconds into awakened daimon theme is literally so cinema it’s so peak it’s just that good I will never get over it
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thinking about when I immediately re-hired rook when starting dd2 for the first time and got the dragonsplague tutorial pop-up
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something I love about dragon’s dogma is seeing everyone’s little blorbos for hire
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the stupidest gamers alive are posting on the dd2 subreddit
#like WHAT#and then someone commented like ‘you guys are just looking for dumb shit to complain about this is weird’#and they were like ‘bro I’m complaining out of love’ WHAT ???#you’re lying#who fucking cares about something this trivial#you are being ridiculous#and I’ve played multiple games that let you hit next with multiple buttons bro#this is just dumb
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I can't stop thinking about how you can own a house in dd2 and sleep for free in it, the 2 hired pawns won't come in, but your own pawn lives in it and smiles at you when you wake up, there's 1 bed; and I keep making up little small stories of respite for the arisen and pawn. This is a world that is relentless to the arisen: you cannot run from it, you cannot escape it, you must reckon with the dragon's dogma; become the dragon or become chakravartin. But you are allowed the very brief mercy of owning a home and sleeping in it. you too, human, once. Just fell to my knees.
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I think people who petition for shit to be added to videogames are the most obnoxious people on the fucking planet.
#I saw that petition on the subreddit that shit was crazy 😭😭😭#you guys are not cooking 😭😭😭#you have to learn to let go guys……. let go……….
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I just realized in dragons dogma 1, your pawn jumps from the sky after you, and in dragons dogma 2, you jump after your pawn. I think I've just uncovered a deeper level of hell.
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the anti-ai brothers
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i hope wilds’ upcoming capcom collaboration is with dd2 just to piss people off
every other post on the dd2 subreddit lately is “why does monster hunter wilds get updates and dd2 doesn’t” and it’s so fucking annoying
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i do all this work to slay the dragon (undergrad) just to do it all again (grad school) (the cycle begins anew) and then probably never get a job (the seneschal’s unemployed ass. alternatively: dying)
college is lowkey like the cycle of the arisen
#the seneschal is your unemployed friend at 2pm#arisen. collect my wakestones#i say unemployed bc it must be boring down there
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