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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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How does one condense the concept of 'you were assigned to me as a bodyguard, but I didn't realize you were brainwashed, I guess we're unbrainwashing you, oops I think you've fixated on me' into the format of Ao3 tag?

Context: WinterIron. Just. Them. I've found some truly phenomenal fics where, through some contrived plot device, the Winter Soldier becomes attached to Tony Stark, and the result is both of them just becoming codependently entangled. I can't quite figure out how to specifically filter for it, alas. If y'all have fic recs or tag advice, I would be greatly pleased to receive it!

(Also, bonus points for additional angst, extra extra bonus points for a side of 'burn HYDRA to the ground and salt the ashes)

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Fanfiction is what I point to when people talk about how there's no passion in the world. What do you mean, no passion? There are people completely overhauling entire storylines and doubling the length of their source material for FUN! If that's not passion, what the hell is???

Not to mention, there are multiple fandoms that I don't read the source material of, but I stick around for the fanfiction, because it's THAT good. Just because the ten-chapter novella you bought from an airport kiosk doesn't have 60k words of in-depth descriptions of trees doesn't mean passion is dead! It means you're reading something that someone wrote solely for money. (Which is completely valid, btw. People have to eat.)

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

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I'm reblogging the art that I never reblogged when I first wrote that fic! I somehow never got around to it? Well I'm doing it now! Look at this! Look at it!!!

Read Tolerable_Lolly's fic of Jason in a Corset and they literally said in the summary that they wrote it to tempt people to draw him in it. They asked so nicely, so who am I to disappoint. Here's my rendition of a slutty Jason in a corset, I hope he turned out alright

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Realizing I never reblogged this despite the absolute KINDNESS that was shown! Askgfjdksb amazing! Not to be late to the party, but I couldn't let this go unacknowledged. I genuinely squealed when I realized someone had made art of my fic! 😭

I read a fic and it got stuck in my head again so here you go Tolerablr_Lolly you have infact tempted me

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Moths have hairs on their feet that are small enough to interact with Van der Waals forces, which is like molecular gravity. Basically, they use quantum physics to help them stick to surfaces! Some moths stick to surfaces with sticky secretions, too, but I feel like that's a little less cool than having hairs small enough to get pulled into the electrostatic field of an atom or a molecule.

The whole family of Lepidoptera is also ridiculously strong, too, in relation to their body size. They have to be, in order to fly!

As for sea cucumbers, hoo boy do I have a ramble for you! So, okay, sea cucumbers can puke up their guts to distract predators, that's one fact. They can also regrow from being split in half, like a worm, and their intestines regenerate over time!

That orifice they use to expel their intestines is basically their one multi-purpose mouth/anus/reproductive passage, actually. Like sea urchins, sea cucumbers use external fertilization to reproduce -- they expel eggs or sperm (depending on sex) into the water, and if the two come into contact, hooray! Sea cucumber babies! Not sure about how their juvenile stages work, but for sea urchins, their growth only actually begins when they settle on a surface. If it takes too long for a sea urchin larva to settle, they die. Maybe sea cucumbers are similar? I dunno.

But the thing about sea cucumbers that's extra fascinating and kinda gross is the parasitic relationship that they have with pearlfish. Pearlfish are tiny, scaleless little fish that generally just live in invertebrates. For example, oysters. Some species parasitize sea cucumbers, though. They don't eat the sea cucumber, but they use the sea cucumber for shelter, and when the sea cucumber expels its internal organs to fight back against predators, they are expelled, too. Obviously, ick, but pearlfish do this because they are literally transparent. You can see their intestines. They're also really small, so they are entirely vulnerable. Gross, but weirdly sensible???

That's my list of sea cucumber facts (with cameo from moth magnetism)! I use those puppies when I'm out of the house and someone walks up to try and get my number or whatever. Depending on my level of apathy that day, they could be shared with a manic gleam in my eye and the phrase "hey, do you want to know facts about sea cucumbers?" OR a dead-eyed stare and the immediate listing of them en masse...

Poke poke

I have a series of weird facts about sea cucumbers, if you want to hear them. I also know some cool stuff about moths and van der waals forces, too.

Ooh. I know about how cucumbers puke up their guts to distract predators, and a few cool things about moths, we should see if there's overlap, but I forget anything I've been told about Van der Waals forces.

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I made this acc purely because I used my writer powers for evil and influenced someone to draw Jason Todd in a corset. Obviously, I had to rave over their wonderful contribution to humanity's catalog of fine arts. I'm not sorry, it's been months; I'm here for the long haul. I'm entrenched like a barnacle. I'm also severely sleep deprived...

If you know me IRL no you don't.

If you want to yell at me about my choices... okay? Nothing could possibly be worse than what I tell myself on the daily, no that's not a challenge. Don't bite me, I'm squishy and I bruise easily.

'3AM is a bad time for elmo' is where I'm putting my sleep deprived rants, apparently. More elaboration to follow...

Kisses, hugs, drink a doctor's recommended amount of water,

~ Tol