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ENTJ (playing animal crossing on Nintendo switch): "omg i have seven friends online right now!"

INTP: YOU HAVE SEVEN FRIENDS!?!?!?

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Thank you so much for the nice feedback on Fi vs Fe post. Here’s introverted thinking and extraverted thinking!

WHAT ARE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS?

EXTRAVERTED FEELING VS INTROVERTED FEELING

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How to find an INTP

Locations where INTPs most commonly are

In a dark corner of a party

On tumblr or reddit or any forum making shitposts

Somewhere in the library

On their bed procrastinating and sleeping

Somewhere near fancy technology

Walking around aimlessly in the park

Wherever people aren’t

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Living with an INTP:

"I found proof to my theory on the speed of light and the universe!"

"Have you gotten your hair cut yet?"

"...no"

A text I just received from my ENTJ girlfriend

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INTP in a G.E. university class:

Plays games on phone entire class, every class while occasionally jotting down notes.... Plays games while watching Sherlock and YouTube videos while "studying" the night before the test..... Takes 20min to complete entire test and walks out of class to the shocked and confused faces of classmates..... Gets the highest or one if the highests grades on the test... Gets a C in the class because homework was never turned in.

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Litteraly a narrative of when I make brownies for events. Lol except I use a little more oil than the box says, and I use costco eggs, which are bigger than normal store bought eggs.

Baking

*INTP brings brownies to robotics meeting*

INFP:  These brownies are amazing!  Are they homemade? 

INTP:  No, they are from a box

ENTP:  Seriously, though.  What brownie mix do you buy?  Is it a special kind?

INTP:  I got it on sale at the dollar store.  I don’t understand how you guys think these are so good.  I do nothing special with them and they are from a cheap box mix.  

ENTP:  Do you alter the ingredients amounts at all?  Do you put extra eggs in?

INTP:  No, I follow the directions completely.  

ENTP:  So you don’t alter anything at all?  You don’t add any secret ingredients?

INTP:  Nothing.  

INFP:  I know, it’s because you made them with love!!! 

INTP:  *looks around at all the members* …No, that’s definitely not it…

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7 is me most every day lmao😂

The 7 Fashion Styles of an INTP

1) Way Too Overdressed

(aka “Everything else is in the laundry and people loved this at Aunt Judy’s wedding, so I’m sure it’ll work fine for the grocery story”

(Or it’s an actual, genuine ENTJ-Powerwalk-move, peasant, bow-kinda Day™ in which case… run))

2) Pokémon Trainer

3) Airy, Fluttery, Gone with The Wind

(aka “Strolling along the beach like an 18th century artist in a midlife crisis, who AM I!? What is LIFE? I don’t know, but I do know that my fluttering shirt makes me look better when I strike a pose while asking”)

4) Ogres Have Layers

(aka “I want this hoodie to swallow me, I am a head, Watson, the rest of me is a mere appendix, Watson, what do you mean I can’t pull off the brooding stranger with my hood up and earphones in-look, Watson, it’s not my fault I didn’t get to wash my hair because SOMEONE took forever to style their moustache, Watson”)

5) I Saw This In An Anime

6) Flannels aux Winchester

7) Blep

(aka “And together we’re gonna run around, sweatpants, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, sweatpants. Just you and me, sweatpants. The outside world is our enemy, sweatpants… we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, sweatpants! It’s just INTP and sweatpants. INTP and sweatpants and their adventures, sweatpants.. INTP AND SWEATPANTS FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS INTP and sweatpants.. and INTP and sweatpants runnin’ around and… INTP and sweatpants time… a- all day long forever.. all a - a hundred days INTP and sweatpants! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over INTP and sweatpants… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at INTP and sweatpants dot com w..w..w… INTP and sweatpants adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute INTP and sweatpants dot com…. w w w a hundred times… INTP and sweatpants dot com…….”

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Yeah, about that - INTP

INTP: *in a job interview*

Interviewer: So, as you might know, we have a get-together next Monday - …

INTP: Oh, yeah, I saw that on your website. Already marked it in my calendar!

Interviewer: Oh! Oh, nice. I like organized people :)

INTP:

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Any time a professor says, "group project."

Teacher: A student made a great suggestion! Let’s turn this into a group project!

Introvert:

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If you hate Anxiety Follow @anxietyproblem

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Something my ENTJ gf sent me. Figured I'd share it and share my filled in card showing my filled in card.

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INTP's will use others as a sounding board for unfinished ideas and theories they are working on. Usually they are debating themselves rather than having a conversation with the other person, without that person realizing it.

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