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Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit
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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog
#courage the cowardly dog#courage is actually very brave#I would've just passed away on the spot if I faced the same horrors he did
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I started reading The Raven Cycle about a week ago and goshhhh, I'm in awe 😭 I got into it because of all the beautiful fanarts I've been seeing for a while now... I needed to contribute one as well. One of many more to come, most likely. I love them!!! They're so fun to draw!!
I'm only finishing the second book so please don't spoil it for me 🫢
#raven cycle#trc#fanart#I care them... my little goobers that got me through the second half of final year in uni...
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So he pierced the town's heart with a sting? [...] So it's a tomb…
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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coMicS aRe sO pOLitiCaL ThESe DaYs
dude I just read a Hellblazer comic published in 1987 where all the demons were rooting for Margaret Thatcher and the conservative party. There was a Superman radio show in the 1950s and there was an entire arc where Clark took down a white supremacist group harassing a Chinese family. Comics have always been political, you’re just on the villain’s side now.
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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I like when little kids lie not to be malicious but because they’re literally figuring out how true/false conditions work. Like they learn to talk and then they’re like wait… I can just say ANY words, huh.
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every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother
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““The fact that CBS didn’t try to save their No. 1 rated late-night franchise that’s been on the air for over three decades is part of what’s making everybody wonder,” Stewart said. “Was this purely financial, or maybe the path of least resistance for your $8bn merger?” “If you believe — as corporations or as networks — that you can make yourselves so innocuous that you can serve a gruel so flavorless that you will never again be on the boy king’s radar … Why would anyone watch you? And you are fucking wrong.””
— Jon Stewart
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Love you butch pokemon motel manager (drawn for rosedevoir on artfight)
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Dick would be so fucked up if someone else martyred themselves for the greater good. Guilt aside, *he* has been preparing for this event since he was 9.
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