intpconvos

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INTP in a celebrity interview

Interviewer: What's your MBTI?

INTP: Apparently I'm an INTP but I took another test in another website and it seems that the 'T' gets kinda faded a little so maybe I'm also a bit of an F-type?

Interviewer: Really? Well I don't think there's much of a difference anyway

Staff: /disagrees completely/

Interviewer: Oh is it? Is it completely different? Hahahahahaha. Oh right! It is different, like... okay, I'm gonna give you a scenario right and tell me the first thing that pops into your head

INTP: Sure

Interviewer: So your friend comes up to you and they say, "I'm so upset today to a point that I bought an eggplant and a toaster"

INTP:

INTP: Why would you buy an eggplant and a toaster?

Everyone: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

INTP: No really why those two things specifically???

Interviewer: Oh you're a total T-type

INTP: What? Why, how?

Interviewer: Well an F-type would ask why they're sad

INTP: Ahhh right. That makes sense

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INTP and INFP talking about zombie apocalypse

INTP: I wonder what the burning electric smell was at the store

INFP: You didn't see it? It was mosquitoes frying to their death

INTP: Oohhh... no

INFP: Dude you'll probably die not knowing what's happening around you

INTP: True. I'd probably be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse

INFP: Can see that happening

INTP: But also do I really wanna live in a zombie infested world?

INFP: You know what I think about that a lot too

INTP: Really?

INFP: Yeah cos I don't wanna live in a zombie apocalypse too but... I also don't wanna die

INTP: Yeah, fair

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Diff Types Having a Crush

INFJ: So I have a crush... but! Don't get too excited yet this one might not last

Everyone: I— Yeah, okay

INFP: Y'all may not know this but I have a crush...

Everyone looks at e/o:

Girl, we know. We ALL know.

INTP: So I have a crush...

Everyone: You can have those too?

ISFP: I have a crush... actually he's now my boyfriend... of 2 years... 3 in two months, we're getting married next year

Everyone: Well that was a roller coaster of emotions

ENFP: So I have a little tiny tiny crush on someone at work

Everyone: 'Awwhhh, goood for you ENFP!' 'Go get him, girl' 'Love that for you'

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INTP and INFP as siblings

Mom: Will you two ever stop arguing????

INFP: I would but I can't reason with INTP! She never admits that she's wrong

INTP: That's because I'm never wrong

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INTP and INFP as siblings watching The Terminator

INTP: Would you ever believe it if someone tells you they know what's gonna happen next and you should just believe in them?

INFP: I know you won't

INTP: Uhh explain?

INFP: You'd probably argue with them inisisting that they're wrong then while arguing you're both gonna end up dead

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INTP & INFP watching another SciFi movie about robots

INFP: Dude they have a religion. I still can't wrap my head around robots having a religion. Religion is very human

INTP: Duuude they have morality. Morality is very human—they have a sense of right and wrong and you're surprised they have a religion????

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INTP and INFP as siblings in a zombie apocalypse

INTP: Living in a zombie apocalypse is sht just let yourself be bitten by the first wave of zombies

INFP: But I don't wanna die a painful death??

INTP: Okay??? Nobody does??? How about this, why not just put a bit of zombie blood to your open wound and let it do it's thing

INFP: But what if it's still painful when I turn??

INTP: Fine, I don't know what else to suggest to you just stay alive then I don't care

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INFP: I was given a cat randomly at 3 am

ISFP: So... why... how... huh???

INTP: I have so many questions but why were you up at 3am?

ISFP: That's your FIRST question????

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INFP: I dreamt about a wedding last night, it's so weird. Apparently we were all there and it became a class reunion of sorts.

INTP: Funny, I kept dreaming about weddings too

ISFP: You guys have dreams?

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ENFJ talking about their morning

INTP: /staring at a blank space/

ENFJ: Earth to INTP? Hello? Are you even listening to me?

INTP: You were talking about how the neighbors sold their car this morning, and how you bought dog shampoo but felt a bit weird of just buying dog shampoo so you also bought dog food, and how you talked to ESFP for around 15 minutes til you decided it was time to go home

ENFJ:

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INTP when a person suggests a slightly mysoginistic book

Person: You gotta read this, it's my favorite

INTP: Oh? Huh

Person: Why does it feel like I'm being judged right now

INTP: Of course not. No judgment

Narrator: INTP was very much judging.

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Judging vs Perceiving Types: Joining an Organization

INFJ consciously looking up organizations for 3 months: Wanna join me?

INTP: What is it about?

INFJ: /sends link to page/

INFJ: Orientation is 2 days from now

INTP: Wait what???

A few moments later

INTP: Okay let's go!

INFP: Wait, me too!

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Anyone here reads WebToon? I'm currently reading So Not My Type and it's so much fun! The comedic timing is amazing, I couldn't get enough of it.

When asked how their first day was so far:

Me: Oh you sweet summer child

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She's a 10 but would ignore your whole existence and only look at you from a distance then call it flirting

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INTP and INFP in a fight

INFP1: Remember that time when we had a huge fight?

INFP2: Oh please don't. It's soooo embarrasing

INTP: I think it worked out for the best tho cos ever since then you understood each other a lot more

INFP1: I wonder what would happen if the two of you argued, has it ever happened before?

INFP2: Hmmmm

INTP: I don't know I have no recollection

INFP2: I don't think we ever did? And you know why?

INTP: Why

INFP2: Because I know you won't give the same energy HAHAHHAHA

INTP: True??

INFP1: Whaaat why

INFP2: Because INTP is so chill, it's basically like arguing to a wall

INTP: Heeeeey

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INTP: Well will you look at that, I haven't spoken to anyone new for 2 years and 9 months; 3 months more and it's 3 years! Woohoo

Person: Is that really worth celebrating

INTP:

INTP: Yeah I know it's kinda sad

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INTP: *shares a disturbingly morbid lucid dream*

Friend: Wtfff

INTP: Yeaaah anyway good morning