#introvertconvo

[intpconvos]

INFP apparently being rude

INFP: Have I become rude?

INTP: What? How do you say so?

INFP: Cos I don't reply quickly anymore, and I don't think I hype up your posts anymore, and I mostly keep to myself these days, and I'd rather watch my favorite shows than talk to you guys

INTP: Congrats

INFP: What?

INTP: You now have boundaries. I'm so proud of you

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INTP & INFP watching another SciFi movie about robots

INFP: Dude they have a religion. I still can't wrap my head around robots having a religion. Religion is very human

INTP: Duuude they have morality. Morality is very human—they have a sense of right and wrong and you're surprised they have a religion????

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INTP: Well will you look at that, I haven't spoken to anyone new for 2 years and 9 months; 3 months more and it's 3 years! Woohoo

Person: Is that really worth celebrating

INTP:

INTP: Yeah I know it's kinda sad

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After watching a horror movie separately

INFP holding peanut butter and bread at 1am: Dude... wtf

INTP:

INTP: You scared the sht outta me

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INTP and INFP as siblings

Mom: Will you two ever stop arguing????

INFP: I would but I can't reason with INTP! She never admits that she's wrong

INTP: That's because I'm never wrong

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INTP and INFP as siblings watching The Terminator

INTP: Would you ever believe it if someone tells you they know what's gonna happen next and you should just believe in them?

INFP: I know you won't

INTP: Uhh explain?

INFP: You'd probably argue with them inisisting that they're wrong then while arguing you're both gonna end up dead

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INFP: I dreamt about a wedding last night, it's so weird. Apparently we were all there and it became a class reunion of sorts.

INTP: Funny, I kept dreaming about weddings too

ISFP: You guys have dreams?

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INTP: *shares a disturbingly morbid lucid dream*

Friend: Wtfff

INTP: Yeaaah anyway good morning

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INFP: I was given a cat randomly at 3 am

ISFP: So... why... how... huh???

INTP: I have so many questions but why were you up at 3am?

ISFP: That's your FIRST question????

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Judging vs Perceiving Types: Joining an Organization

INFJ consciously looking up organizations for 3 months: Wanna join me?

INTP: What is it about?

INFJ: /sends link to page/

INFJ: Orientation is 2 days from now

INTP: Wait what???

A few moments later

INTP: Okay let's go!

INFP: Wait, me too!

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INTP and INFP as siblings in a zombie apocalypse

INTP: Living in a zombie apocalypse is sht just let yourself be bitten by the first wave of zombies

INFP: But I don't wanna die a painful death??

INTP: Okay??? Nobody does??? How about this, why not just put a bit of zombie blood to your open wound and let it do it's thing

INFP: But what if it's still painful when I turn??

INTP: Fine, I don't know what else to suggest to you just stay alive then I don't care

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INTP when a person suggests a slightly mysoginistic book

Person: You gotta read this, it's my favorite

INTP: Oh? Huh

Person: Why does it feel like I'm being judged right now

INTP: Of course not. No judgment

Narrator: INTP was very much judging.

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INTP and INFP talking about zombie apocalypse

INTP: I wonder what the burning electric smell was at the store

INFP: You didn't see it? It was mosquitoes frying to their death

INTP: Oohhh... no

INFP: Dude you'll probably die not knowing what's happening around you

INTP: True. I'd probably be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse

INFP: Can see that happening

INTP: But also do I really wanna live in a zombie infested world?

INFP: You know what I think about that a lot too

INTP: Really?

INFP: Yeah cos I don't wanna live in a zombie apocalypse too but... I also don't wanna die

INTP: Yeah, fair

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INTP and INFP in a fight

INFP1: Remember that time when we had a huge fight?

INFP2: Oh please don't. It's soooo embarrasing

INTP: I think it worked out for the best tho cos ever since then you understood each other a lot more

INFP1: I wonder what would happen if the two of you argued, has it ever happened before?

INFP2: Hmmmm

INTP: I don't know I have no recollection

INFP2: I don't think we ever did? And you know why?

INTP: Why

INFP2: Because I know you won't give the same energy HAHAHHAHA

INTP: True??

INFP1: Whaaat why

INFP2: Because INTP is so chill, it's basically like arguing to a wall

INTP: Heeeeey

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Person: How do you master the art of not giving a fuck?

INTP: You came to the right place

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INTP with P-Types

INFP1: What do you guys wanna do tomorrow?

INTP: Should we get a haircut?

INFP2: Okay

INTP: Wait, seriously?

INFP1: Yeah sure, I've been meaning to get one but I'm waaaay too lazy

INTP: What? Me too!

INFP2: Me too!

INFP1: What really?? Okay, let's go!

INTP & INFP2: Let's gooo!

INTP with J-Types

INTP: So what are we doing tomorrow?

INTJ: Have you seen the Google Docs we've sent you 2 weeks ago?

INTP: ...Yes

INFJ: It has all of our itineraries plus grace period and plan B for extra choices and plan C in case there's an emergency and we didn't get to do what we planned to do.

INTJ: But rest assured we've already checked the schedules on all of the places for plan A

INTP:

INTP: Daaaamn