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me braindead , me VERY braindead , i am braincelled tf out !
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“ sorry ? how much ? ” the brunet feels a lump arise in his throat as he's taken back in shock , “ i never pay more than five dollars for a bagel , how are you possibly telling me that this one costs twelve ? for one bagel ? you realise how stupid that is , right ? ” and he isn’t concerned about the mass of customers behind him , he’s only concerned about the absurd price . “ can you just let it slide ? just this once ? consider it as an i owe you ? can you guys do that ? like i am literally dying of hunger right now and that is literally the cheapest thing on your menu and the next place that sells bagels is a good five minutes away . . . please ? ” and he begins to talk with his hands to accompany his words , trying to barter with the server as his bank account is in heavy disagreement with him over attempting to purchase anything over a few dollars .
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𝟢𝟢𝟣 › 𝗺𝗮𝗰
𝐌𝐀𝐂 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 , 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 at last . he could hear isaiah milling about within the apartment , doing god knows what , but it was much quieter than being at the studio . the television was playing some reality show episode quietly in the background as mac scribbled drawings inside his ratty journal . “ honestly , iz … ” mac started , his thoughts already whirring around in his head . “ i’m very disappointed that harry styles didn’t sign to cadence . can you imagine if harry styles of all people was just wandering around the studio ?? i think it would really up my inspiration . ”
iz had been alone in the apartment for several hours now and he hadn't even heard mac come home until he spoke , practically making him jump out of his skin , “ jesus fuckin’ christ , mac , where’d you come from ? ” and he pokes his head past the doorframe , brow perked up at the male as he continues to ramble . with a quick eye roll , iz walks out , sporting his boxers and unbuttoned jeans , shrugging , “ i mean it’s only harry styles , bud , unless you were one of those thirsty fangirls from like five years ago , it’s no big deal . ” and his words had only fuelled from the comments of americans that approached him to ask him if he personally knew the celebrity for the fact that they were both british , it’d always been a little thing that’d bothered him and therefore , he’d been put off . “ am i not enough for you ? i feel like i can be very inspiring . . . ”
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𝟢𝟢𝟣 › 𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮
“latte, mocha, or just straight black coffee?” bianca inquired to her co-intern, sharply turning to the other while the two waited in line at the coffee shop, located inside of cadence’s headquarters. it seemed that bianca was here more than her actual cubicle, doing coffee runs for whoever was around. she didn’t mind it, but she would definitely be doing other things if she had the choice. “mer told me to surprise her, and even though i should know her well enough by now, i need a second opinion.” she tilted her head in thought, eyes locked on iz now while waiting for his response.
“ i mean if i’ve learnt anything since being here , i’d say go with your safest bet , asking to be surprised is a literal set up for failure . . . i literally forgot the cream on some dude’s frappuccino the other day and i left wearing it . . . just a heads up , ” his tone is awfully serious as he explains to the brunette , not even attempting to crack a joke out of the situation . coffee runs had to be the least favourite part about being an intern but it was mandatory , literally a given . he folds his arms across his chest , hands resting underneath his armpits , his thumbs remaining on view , “ but yeah , get her usual order and you should be safe . don’t take the risk . ”
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𝟢𝟢𝟣 › 𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻
RONAN : 6 is good ? yes , i’m a beauty guru now . RONAN : i can only assume that’s a turn on for you . don’t worry , we all have weird kinks , buddy .

IZ : well , if i ever need my shit sorting out , i’ll hit you up !
IZ : god yea , i can't get enough of that neck , MAJOR erection and all that jazz . . .
𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕 –– open.
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so i ended up going on a last minute night out && may have gotten a little too drunk ? but now i have to get this nine hour shift out of the way before i can get on here ! ill probably be on and off mobile during today so if we havent spoken yet , drop a like and ill shoot you a dm !
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𝟢𝟢𝟣 › 𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘂𝘀
she hadn’t been on a coffee run in what ? two , three years ? certainly her title had been different , as an intern it was practically her only responsibility for a solid six months . but now , venus hadn’t given a second thought to other peoples coffee orders ; her plate full with usually more pressing matters . it was a slow day , much to her misfortune , as she was thrown back in time , balancing trays of coffee’s in each hand while gracefully roaming the corridors of cadence . sliding through the threshold without much of a knock ( really her hands were quite full ) , “ ── hey ! i got your … look i don’t know which coffee is which at this point . so , a bit of russian roulette for you with a side of starbucks . ”
iz had known something was up today the second he entered the building as he hadn’t been given the list of coffee orders . however , he didn’t complain because he knew how painful that ‘ simple ’ task was , especially when it came down to the specific little extras that people begged for . his head shot up when he heard the petite female barge through the door , practically disguised by the mass of coffees . a concerned look fell onto iz’s features , “ i’m not expecting anything , i’m one of the interns . . . sure you got the right room ? because i don’t think many interns are expecting caramel frappuccino , many of us stick to traditional black coffee , god knows we need it to survive around here . ”
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RONAN : on a scale of 1 to i should quit music and become a make up artist RONAN : how does the state of my neck Currently Look ?

IZ : i’d give it a solid 6 , you did well . do you take clients ?
IZ : thick as fuck , my guy . . . like a giraffe
𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕 –– open.
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it sucks ????? but enjoy ????? * disappointed chefs kiss *
*‘ello guvna ( its funny because im british mocking our stereotypes , play laughing track #3 ) ! i’m dav ( gmt , he / him ) && i am super pumped for this group like ??? i haven’t been in any groups for a ( HOT ) minute so i apologise if my shit is a lil rusty but i am trying my best , honestly … anyways , a lil rundown on me ig !
i am a colossal moron , COLOSSAL ! i love tom holland , jorja smith && ngl ive been sat here for three minutes trying to figure out a third person / thing that i love but my mind is blank so back to the point of me being a moron … [ nicki minaj vc ] did i lie ? but yeah , conclusion to this intro ? i am an idiot and good luck dealing with me p.s. stan twitter is probably all i reference ? anyways , enough of my headass !
i can’t believe i just saw ISAIAH ‘ IZ ‘ BRYANT walking out of cadence records. they’re lucky enough to be a/an INTERN at candence records and they’ve been with the company for ONE MONTH. it’s been stated at c.r. that they’re known to be IRKSOME but i heard they can be ASSIDUOUS too and they seem to give off a vibe that reminds people of TANGLED EARPHONES, ROLLED UP CIGARETTES, CHEAP HAIR GEL, COLD COFFEE & BITTEN NAILS.
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* chefs kiss * finally home . . . i'll get to adding data on iz !
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*‘ello guvna ( its funny because im british mocking our stereotypes , play laughing track #3 ) ! i’m dav ( gmt , he / him ) && i am super pumped for this group like ??? i haven’t been in any groups for a ( HOT ) minute so i apologise if my shit is a lil rusty but i am trying my best , honestly . . . anyways , a lil rundown on me ig !
i am a colossal moron , COLOSSAL ! i love tom holland , jorja smith && ngl ive been sat here for three minutes trying to figure out a third person / thing that i love but my mind is blank so back to the point of me being a moron . . . [ nicki minaj vc ] did i lie ? but yeah , conclusion to this intro ? i am an idiot and good luck dealing with me p.s. stan twitter is probably all i reference ? anyways , enough of my headass !
i can’t believe i just saw ISAIAH ‘ IZ ‘ BRYANT walking out of cadence records. they’re lucky enough to be a/an INTERN at candence records and they’ve been with the company for ONE MONTH. it’s been stated at c.r. that they’re known to be IRKSOME but i heard they can be ASSIDUOUS too and they seem to give off a vibe that reminds people of TANGLED EARPHONES, ROLLED UP CIGARETTES, CHEAP HAIR GEL, COLD COFFEE & BITTEN NAILS.
birth name: izaiah ‘ iz ’ gabriel bryant / age: twenty one / date of birth: september 11th / gender: cismale / place of birth: hackney , north london / sexual orientation: bisexual / occupation: intern at cadence hq / zodiac: virgo / significant features: small scar on chin from skateboarding accident
well , lets get you settled into the ( boring ) upbringing of iz bryant . . .
iz was born to very young parents , the pair both only being eighteen at the time . their lack of funds and living situation wasn’t enough to care for little iz . due to this ? he ended up living with his grandmother and grandfather , on his mum’s side .
they lived in hackney , north london which was the ideal living situation but his grandparents easily made ends meet , providing iz with a better upbringing than either of his parents could . this hadn’t meant he didn't see them , they visited often , which began to turn into weekends , then fortnights and eventually ? it’d be a surprise if he saw them once a month . however , at such a young age ? this hadn’t affected him as he had practically believed his grandparents were his birth parents .
life was average for iz , his school grades remaining stable throughout , leaving with a’s and b’s , due to the fact that he’d always choose to stay in and study rather than join his friends on late night adventures to places unknown . it hadn't appealed to him . which was until his college years began , these years brought a whole new iz out . you could barely recognise him , it was like a whole new person had appeared .
from staying in and studying to finding himself roaming the streets of central london at 3am , iz had fallen into a downwards spiral . his grandparents began to give iz his freedom meaning that whatever took place outside of the house , stayed out of the house . he was making up for missed time .
idk what to say rly ??? he went from shy little introvert to big OBNOXIOUS extrovert ?? no reason behind it , the boy turned 18 and he just ended up clubbing week in , week out . . . it was a routine .
now ? this is a little rundown on iz’s personality . . .
first of all , iz is now a major extrovert , he will make his presence known in any setting . this is purely down to the fact that he knows he works in an establishment where he is considered to be at the bottom so he needs to treat himself as he were at the top so he gets the energy reciprocated
however , he is a MAJOR klutz , like boy , get it together ? he genuinely had to write out his routine in his phone so he can checklist it every morning before he leaves like , it genuinely says ‘ did you remember to tie your laces ? ’ because god knows if he didn’t have that ? he’d never not be tripping his own ass up .
that checklist stems into another important factor about iz , he’s very precise . he pays attention to every little detail and has to make sure all his work is perfect before presenting it . why do you think he takes an hour to get ready every morning ? just kidding , the kid looks like a bum . he cares about every physical appearance but his own , headassery behaviour .
he also happens to radiate an ‘ i don't care ’ attitude but we all know he cares deep down . he doesn’t care until something isn't going his way . very self-obsessed , it’s irritating just like him . don't let him have his way and prepare for emotional blackmail .
but don’t ignore the fact that he can be a major sweetheart when he feels necessary , especially when it comes to his homies , always giving them the gas they deserve , * chefs kiss * - esque , that type of shit ! just call him the chaotic sweetheart !
that’s all i rly have for his personality but it should give a better insight in to showing what he's like !
i added a few songs that i feel radiate his energy or that he’d have stored on his playlist !
1. ACT - comethazine › PERSONALITY
2. heartless - kanye west › PERSONALITY
3. mr. rager - kid cudi › PERSONAL
4. c7osure ( you like ) - lil nas x › PERSONALITY
5. same old story - skepta › PERSONAL
( bonus ) 6. high horse - kacey musgraves › BOTH
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My whole entire heart
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you fucked up
idk what you’re referring to but probably
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