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yeah i’m a gamer. yeah i play games. we exist
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Oh shit.
Should I be joking at a time like this?
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, don't panic. Call me and I'll tell you a joke.
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If you see white men dressed in white cloaks, don't panic--call me and I'll tell you a joke.
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, don't panic. Call me and I'll tell you a joke.
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If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, don't panic. Call me and I'll tell you a joke.
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Still wondering why does Dark Mind has Olive Ocean melody on his song. Dude. What did you do to the ocean
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i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people
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APOLOGIES TO ALL SASUKE LOVERS there was a mistake and they did not actually make it past round one.
FANTASTIC NEWS FOR ALL EELS IN THE HALCANDRAN WATER SUPPLY LOVERS,
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can you believe it? deltarune! in four days! i'm about to faint from this information
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afrolatina angel CONFOUNDS intrusive thoughts by forcing them to order in perfect trump
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older lesbian at a bar: [lights cigarete] i was your age when you were your age isnt that weird
other lesbian the same age as her: can yuo put that out on me
her: i just lit it though
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i think i posted this here already but i want to do it again u need to draw wario again soon
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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps
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going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men
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when posing with your sword stabbed into the ground, please watch out for beasts digging in the dirt beforehand
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Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them
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