#paint.txt

[metamelonisle]

hi! one piece megafan here! we didn’t ask for this!! none of us asked for this!!

please don’t harass us for staff’s bizarre actions or hate the actual manga/anime for it this is staff’s fault

[lavalanding]

idk why the "blogs like this one" is recommending macro i don't think i posted anything to merit it

[metamelonisle]

love this animal. the Californian

[metamelonisle]

sorry i drank the liquid in your health bar. it looked tasty

[metamelonisle]

obsessed with n64 dedede he hits a specific type of aesthetic that i call "macho cute" for lack of a better term. he gives off the energy of someone's tough older cousin that eats his little cousins snacks but beats up their bullies too. he goes "tch. heh. whatever" but he lives in a cute happy sugarbowl world too so he's rendered in the same cute artstyle as everyone else but still manages to have these vibes nonetheless

[metamelonisle]

the seraphim are objectively hilarious. we cloned the warlords. they're all like 5 years old. we spliced them with the blood of some teenager we found 30 years ago to make them tough. we gave them codenames but not actual names. we gave them emulated devil fruits because we couldn't afford to use the real ones. they have mountain dew instead of blood. three of them have devil fruits they have absolutely no experience with using whatsoever. we're pretty sure one of them is transgender. they can set themselves on fire. they're all 10 feet tall. they only listen to a total of 13 people on earth and also anyone with a clicker we made for them. we tried to clone the fighting skills and in the process we might have also cloned their trauma too. they're the strongest form of humanity ever created. also we stole your swag for them for personal branding reasons

[metamelonisle]

kirby game beginning: kirby is having a nice nap. dedede is playing chess somewhere. then an explosion explodes

main body of the kirby game: grab the funny little trinkets! play with the copy abilities! look for secrets in silly and colorful worlds!

kirby game final boss: i know they’re my family. the only family i have left. but they’re too far gone. we have to put them down for everyone’s safety. sorry for making your life hell kirby maybe we can be friends someday. also i will never emotionally recover from this i think oh god

kirby game ending: kirby goes back to sleep. a new friend has arrived at the world of miracles. dedede tries to finish his game and ends up checkmated and starts crying

[metamelonisle]

the funniest way one piece could possibly end zoro's storyline is for him to finally beat mihawk in a genuine duel and inherit the title of world's strongest swordsman for a while, and then while he's paying his respects to kuina later, her spirit briefly appears, sort of like how bell-mere's did at the end of arlong park. when zoro realizes this, he takes the chance to have one final posthumous duel with his old friend, promising to go all-out and finally defeat her, and like fucking clockwork she just completely rocks his shit and he loses again for the 2002nd time

[metamelonisle]

sun god of freedom

[metamelonisle]

absolutely obsessed with "GARFIELD NOOOO" images that imply the act of surgery is alchemical in nature, requiring someone to take on whatever's being removed from the patient in their stead

[metamelonisle]

the concept of fahrenheit was invented in 1978 by british rock band queen for their song "don't stop me now" with the purpose of creating a neat-sounding rhyme with "light"

[metamelonisle]

if wario met a trans woman he would be like “WOAH! HOT BABE ALERT! wanna buy my microgames” and then walk off with your wallet

[metamelonisle]

man fuck you if you don't like kirby as a character. he's a little guy who loves his friends. what more could you want from him

[metamelonisle]

he’s helping

[metamelonisle]

kirby: i only want to keep living on my nice pretty little planet and enjoy a nice snack or nap in the shade

the game's main villain: you are extremely fucking selfish, die

kirby: i am 12 years old