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city on the edge of forever from bones pov is hilarious actually. one second he's on the bridge doing his little doctor job and the next he's having a trip so bad he wakes up in 1930

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whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

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ace visconti slut era is eternal and everlasting

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Something about having an universal translator, and learning to understand without it

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The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

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The UESP is proud to announce we have reached 100,000 articles! There is still so much more Elder Scrolls content to document, but this is a big milestone.

Without further ado, we happily present our 100,000th article, a topic to die for: https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Cheese

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Please enjoy some coloring book pages🖍

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Character ai is so hilarious I’m actually dying wtf is this

For context, I was bored so I made the character he was interacting with burst into confetti randomly. This is what happened afterwards…… wtf

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5000 likes!

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Being me is so hard BECAUSE TELL ME WHY THE FUCK I GENUINELY SHIP ACE VISCONTI FROM DEAD BY DAYLIGHT AND ALBERT WESKER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I missed all the great Star Trek auctions. In 2017, De’s costume from Star Trek IV The Voyage Home was auctioned for 6,000 British pounds. With the pound to dollar exchange rate that year (thank you Google), it went for about $7,700.

Look at De’s tiny waist. I believe he was ill prior to the filming, so he was even thinner than usual.

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My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall out of a window” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some ghosts in the house

My husband Mike pacing: the bank is lying to us

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Pluto is Aromantic!