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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.

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Every year i lowkey forget that i hate summer break like theres nothing to do other than stay at home im so glad they finally put bus stops in my area so i can at least go places

Oh and also im glad that ive taken up painting

And that is know how to bus to my friends' houses

And i cam get to the library

And theres a park within a like twenty minutes walk

Maybe i dont hate summer after all. Maybe i just hated being alone before

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oh yeah.

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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Me: hahaha what if... when Jason goes to the Ghost Zone but nobody knows and the batfam start a mad search for him. Batman is stressed to the max, falling apart at the seams at the thought Jason is dead again. Meanwhile Jason and King Danny are hitting it off and Jason is having the time of his life

Me, a minute later: wait this is just a Hades & Persephone au isnt it

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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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Batfamily reunion, kinda ?

Not my idea: https://x.com/tocartss/status/1897135638438404416?s=46&t=zkCvxQnVoZvDMu4v7483qg

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They heard someone talking shit about Bruce

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the sillies

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I love this trend

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The best Lazarus Pit headcannon when it comes to Jason suddenly being a buff giant instead of a short twig is that Lazarus Pit healed his gender dysphoria. You could call it healing him from being trans in the exact opposite way the transphobes expect it. You know that parrot that attack all women? That's the Lazarus Pit. It just said 'Trans Rights' and gave my man Jason a dick in exchange for his boobs (not that they existed but wtv). That's why he changed so much.

And then there's no dysphoria there. He wakes up and is like 'holy shit, did I rememberd being trans wrong? I'm pretty sure it wasn't here before'. And then he gaslights himself into thinking that he was born male and is like 'being sure i was afab must have been all that head trauma'.

Also Talia does not correct him. She's a queen, alright? She's like 'what are you talking about Jason. You were always a man'. And it's not like she's lying.

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hm. is this anything.

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love to think about dick and jaybin brotherism if it was in the modern era. here’s a scene i’ve been rotating in my head:

*on a road trip for some reason*

dick (18): i’m gonna stop at the 7-11 up here, you want anything?

jason (13): yeah, a pack of marlboros

dick: smoking kills, you know

jason: and those zyns destroy your gums

dick: that’s different, i’m eighteen

jason: still not old enough to buy those things, you’ve got a fake id

dick: so what?

jason: do you think bruce’d be happy to know you buy drugs and alcohol with a fake id?

dick: bruce isn’t the boss of me

jason: he’s the boss of me, and you’re a bad influence. what would he say if i told him there were drugs in your car?

dick: there aren’t drugs in my car

jason, pulling a baggie of weed from his pocket and shoving it in the glove box: there are now

dick: …you’re getting lucky strikes, they’re cheaper

jason: YOUR DAD IS A BILLIONAIRE

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I love the one piece pf curly hair that i have in my bangs like i have two slut strands and one of them is curly but THE OTHER is pink straight and i cant do anything about it

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THERE'S WILD LESBIAN GULLS TRIBBING ON ISLAND OFF SANTA BARBARA LIKE 10% OF THE NESTS ARE LESBIAN COUPLES ACCORDING TO NPR‽‽‽

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!

(I think they're saying the study was back in the like 1970s? They just said the paper was from June 1977)