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Yandere Love is Blind Contestant Part 2

CW: male yandere, female reader, obsessive tendancies, reality TV

The second Brandon leaves that pod, he starts planning. He can't declare y/n as his choice quite yet, but he can state his interest. He needs to build his relationship with the others a bit more first. He knows if he worms his way into the center of the whole group, no one will want to compete with him for your hand. Besides. They can provide crucial information that you may have shared on their date with you. So Brandon comes back and is all smiles, everyone is asking how it went today, and Brandon chuckles and rubs the back of his neck "Well.... while everyone was absolutely amazing, my last date really stood out to me! Did any of y'all meet with y/n today as well? What'd you think? I think she's a real sweetheart! She mentioned she's interested in reading, did any of yall catch which genre? Oh, it didn't come up? Damn, well what kinda things did y'all talk about? I wonder how similar we are to eachother!"

The other men start chiming in about what they discussed with y/n, and then Brandon switches topic over to how another man's dates went. He directs the conversation in a way that people start chiming in about what they thought of, and what they spoke about with, the girl that he was most interested in. It was so natural that no one even questioned why Brandon would be so interested in hearing about y/n. Nah. He just seemed interested in the guys! Sure, y/n caught his eye, but that just served as a jumping off point to get to know all the guys better!

He plays this game every damn day. Sometimes he wonders if he's gotta have some sort of psychological disorder for him to manipulate others so easily. But he's gotten tested. He's fit as a fiddle. So by the time his next date rolls around, he knows things you didn't discuss with him, like your favorite flower, which he has a bouquet of waiting for you on the chair.

You're shocked, obviously. It's day 2 or 3 now. It's only a second date, you never hear about anyone getting anything special on day two. And you favorite flowers at that? You ask him about it, of course, and he brushes it off, "I'm so glad you like them! I just couldn't stop thinking about you, talking to you felt like the most natural thing all day, and so I wanted to give you a little something! You just seemed like you might enjoy that type of flower, and I'm so glad I was right! How embarrassing would it be if you were allergic or something!"

After that, your date goes on. You really start to think, it's only the first couple days, but this really may be one of your end game top dates. You're still giving two or three other guys another date or two before you decide if they're gonna be worth pursuing through the next couple days of the experiment, but Brandon's definitely already made the list.

You go back to the women's quarters that night on cloud nine. The other women size you up as you walk in with the flowers, and you see more than one jealous look. Especially after you reveal that they were from Brandon. That's when you learn, apparently, he's quite popular among the ladies. You're not gonna lie. That hurts a bit. Makes you think that maybe you shouldn't have been so quick to add him to your final list..... but then again, he hasn't gotten anyone else flowers?

Your next date, you decide to bring it up. When you walk in, the room is dimly lit with some candles, it's smells and feels so cozy and relaxing, and you notice there are face masks and massage chairs set up in the room. He heard you enter, and you can hear the grin in his voice when he says "Well hello darling!" But you're just quiet, still taking in the fact that he got a whole massage chair approved by production somehow??Brandon waits a beat before saying" If this isn't my Dove, and this is actually a member of production, this is going to be so awkward." You snap out of it, laughing "No im sorry, you just shocked me! I've been a bit stressed about something, and you just hit the nail on the head with this on so many levels!" Of course he'd heard from one of the guys that one of the women filled him in on the glares you got, and how being persued by Brandon therefore put some tension between you and the other women, so he wanted to help you relax.

[irisinluv]

Alright, there's enough of you heathens that I'm gonna start planning the Yandere Survivor! Here's how it gonna work. I'm going to create a couple polls, they're gonna be:

Number of days (39 or 26)

Number of teams (2 or 3)

Should there be a theme to the teams

Pronouns of our Yandere

Pronouns of y/n

I'll create more polls as we go, so keep an eye out for more polls! You as the reader get to decide which team goes to Tribal, which player gets voted off, and more!

Feel free to drop a comment or send me your favorite episodes, challenges, twists, and any ideas for the series!

Some things I'm not gonna have us vote on for this setup:

Number of players- I'm sitting at 16, it's gonna be alot to make intro posts for thus many as is, any more and ya girls gonna drown.

Structure of the parts- I'll be doing each part as an episode. So instead of "part one" it'll be "episode one" and will be structured with one tribal council vote per episode, just like the series.

When the merge is, and if there's a swap- this IS gonna be up to vote! But we need to establish our tribes first.

Again, I'd love for y'all to contribute to the series and make this a collaborative choose your own adventure, so drop comments, let me know what you want to see, give me source material to rewatch, etc! This is going to be a BIG project, so you'll have plenty of time to vote or submit requests for anything you'd like to see!

[irisinluv]

Love is blind. Some would even say love is blinding. Brandon really doesn't care about all that..... all he cares about is you, in the pod on the other side of that wall.

Yandere Love is Blind Contestant Part 1

Cw: male yandere, female reader, obsessive tendancies, reality TV.

Brandon Burnett was tired of love eluding him. He was sick of mindlessly swiping the apps, going on the dates, and never finding that spark. So, he signed up to be cast on the popular show Love is Blind. He was shocked when he got the call that he was in. He was officially a contestant on Love is Blind! His family was supportive, and his job was accommodating, so he was gonna go phones off for 3 weeks and hopefully meet the love of his life!

Brandon's a charismatic guy, he's one of those people who you meet once and don't see for a couple months, run into him at the store, and it's like you're long lost best friends. You just feel comfortable with him as he asks how your grandma's doing after her rotator cuff surgery, and that he saw you posted about your dog's birthday last week! He's just thay kinda guy. So. When he's in a room full of the other contestants, all filled with awkward anticipation to be officially welcomed to the show, and then released to their pods.... He's right there starting conversation. He's the life of the party before he show even starts.

Finally, the doors open, and everyone redirects their merriment to the two individuals who have just entered the room. They welcome the men to the show before sending them to their very first pod dates.

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You joined love is blind looking for your forever, as cheesy as it sounds. You'd had some long-term relationships, but they always ended one way or another. He may have cheated. You two may have argued all the time. He may have left you without explaining why. It just never worked out. And you were tired of it! So. What better way to try and find that connection than Love is Blind.

You were estatic to have gotten on the show! When you got tnere, you chatted with the other women and started pod hopping with more energy than you've ever had. The first few were good! You'd met a few people you might be interested in, but obviously, you're playing the game. You've gotta meet everyone before you can start to narrow it down! But then you stepped into your fourth or fifth pod. As you sit down on the couch, you hear a door click on the other side of the wall. "Hi! Looks like I beat you in! My name is y/n, i'm really excited to meet you! What's your name?" The voice that comes through let's you know his name is Brandon, that he's also glad to meet you, and then y'all start talking in earnest. You wanted to start with getting to know him a bit, identifying factors to jot down, just like with your other dates. Politics, family values, occupation, etc. but it was such a natural conversation that it just went so fast. By the time you were supposed to leave, you found yourself disappointed. The two of you had been casually flirting as you asked each other questions, went on deep tangents, had light banter, and you had a fantastic time! You left that pod thinking Brandon was definitely one of your top three so far!

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Brandon, meanwhile, was wildly disappointed in the first few pods. He really started debating if he was gonna drop out after meeting everyone. His first couple dates were nice enough, and he was cordial, but he felt none of that spark that he was craving. But then he talked with you! You greeted him so enthusiastically and you gave him more to go off than just a "hi!" and your voice sent shivers down his spine. Y'all started to talk, and for Brandon, it was like fireworks were going off all over his skin. This was more than the spark he was looking for. He was on fire!

He finds out what you do for a living, how many animals you have, and he answers in turn, but the interview style never really had a chance. He's all the more smitten as you genuinely listen when he speaks, ask questions, remember details from earlier in the conversation, and tie it in. Poor man is struck through the heart. He had the instant connection he wanted, this deep level of understanding that he wanted, and feels so at home talking with you! You banter with him, tease him gently as the two of you flirt, it's just so natural and right!

Brandon's frantically writing down every detail he can about what you're saying, how you're saying it, when you laugh, when you pause before answering, just every little bit he can. He does have a good memory. He prides himself in it. But he doesn't want to chance losing a single second of this moment with you. It's just perfect.

All too soon, though, it's time to leave. Brandon has half a mind to ask you to just say screw it to the rest of the game and run away with him. But he knows you don't know him well enough to say yes. You came to this show for the experience, so he'll go through it with you. But now.... now he's gotta figure out how to make sure you're his, and only his.

Ahhhhh! I hope y'all liked part one, I haven't written this style in so long, so please forgive me for any errors, and if the flow is a bit off! I just have been watching reality tv with my mom, and I mean. Come ON! I can't wait to share with y'all what I've got cooking up in my mind for the next few parts!

[irisinluv]

Y'all I've got it. Forget yandere purge (never forget yandere purge, its fantastic) may I present to you..... yandere Survivor. Could you imagine?! Stranded on an island with your yandere, making alliances, participating in challenges, finding immunity idols, pulling strings to get others voted off? Everything that makes survivor fantastic...... but add a yandere.

[irisinluv]

I think you'd get your dream house tho. You may not know it's your dream house till after it's done, he changes aspects here and there, but you're absolutely in love with it. He just knows design, and knows what you want. He'd have that hero money too. So he coukd afford to get it done professionally. He'd totally make a big stink if the contractors got the wrong finish of tiles tho. I need a bully to deal with other people for me. I'd have the thought that the tiles were wrong, but I sure as hell would never say it. Also I see him saying the contractors aren't doing something right and then we'd get blessed with Bakugo with a hammer in hand, nails held between his teeth, working with his sleeves rolled up, or even taking off his shirt all together...... mhm. I'm ok with Bakugo being a menace on the job site.

renovating a house with bakugo would be hell

[irisinluv]

Got rear ended on my way to visit my mom for spring break. So uh. Now, would be a great time for someone to swoop in and save me from dealing with insurance companies and repairs tomorrow (some call it kidnapping. I call it a much needed break).

So anyways.... there should be an app "yanderes near me." Like hinge, but better. Who needs Alex from the frat house when you could have an obsessive stalker.

[irisinluv]

OK, so. Yandere Team member who can't FATHOM that you go against them.

They normally lead projects, and their group follows along blindly. But then you get added to the team, and you quickly shake things up. They send a message saying, "We're meeting Tuesday at noon. Have your portion done by then. Don't come unprepared." They don't know if that day and time works for everyone. They just decided that y'all would just move things around to make it work. Working with a team is more of a hindrance to them, but people need to be shepherded into their roles. Otherwise, they act like the sheep they are and spend more time aimlessly wandering about than actually getting shit done.

So when you ignore their message about Tuesday at noon, and instead send your own message asking for everyone to send their schedules over...... Yandere team member is OFFENDED. Refuses to back down and send over their availability. When the rest of the team follows your lead instead, and decides on a different date and time, it doesn't work for our yandere. When they say as much, you have the NERVE to say, "Well, you're the one who didn't want to share your availability. I suggest you make it work and send your availability when asked in the future."

Yandere team member is flabbergasted. They don't know how to feel. They've never been treated this way, they can't help but notice how you're different. You're not one of the sheep that needs guiding. No, you're a shepard of your own, just with vastly different methods.

Yandere team member hates it. While I wish I could say this was a moment of revelation of how to effectively work with others...... they instead become obsessed with their Little Bo Peep. Can't help but fantasize about what it would take to turn you into their own little sheep instead. Just for them. How satisfying it would be once you hang on every word.... lost without their guidance.... maybe even hearing the nervous bleats they're sure you'd make if they caught you off guard enough......

So they'll let you have your turn playing shepard. But only while they work on setting their plan in motion. Yes. Their Little Bo Peep will lose their sheep, so they really have nothing to worry about. They'll have their loyal flock back soon enough.

[irisinluv]

I'm streaming BG3 cuz I feel like I rush through too fast, and streaming helps me slow down and people call me out if I miss something..... and yall. Shadowheart? Miss girl is jealous from the JUMP. She wakes up after the crash and is like. Fuck everyone else. You and I? In it together. Just us 🥰 obviously I'm not sure where her characters gonna go.... but she has potential for a yandere.

[irisinluv]

Do you think Yanderes would take discussion board replies way too seriously. Everyone has the same cookie cutter response "hey y/n, I love how you brought up xyz! It was really well done..... etc etc etc" and while I know this..... it still makes me feel good getting replies like that. But imagine if a yandere classmate always responded to yours with a heartfelt analysis of your post, even if you bullshitted the whole thing. And then they look at the other comments and are either offended that you're getting such basic ass responses.... or offended that other people have the audacity to say they LOVED something about you. That's their job.

[irisinluv]

There’s the door. Don’t care if I lose followers, transphobes aren’t welcome here.

[irisinluv]

I'm taking a course called courtship and marriage. Thought it would teach me how to help clients going through relationship issues when I become a therapist. Turns out, all this class does is remind me I'm single. "For this weeks discussion board, ask your partner to fill out this survey, and you do the same, then-" bitch. What partner. Is being single really impacting my grade.

I'm just pretending the stereotypical yandere boyfriend is answering questions cuz I can't be bothered to download hinge for the billionth time just for 3 credit hours. In other news......stereotypical yandere boyfriend is surprisingly in touch with his emotions according to my course! Good for him!