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cold blue fire of dawn

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Your art makes me so happy and it scratches my brain just right

you’re genuinely so kind thank you!!!!

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would love tutorials, speedpaints and overall your whole process behind doing art! But anything you post would be interesting :)

thank you!! i did record a little of my skin colouring process for my recent roman roy piece so i might post that soon!

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Can I use your arts in edits on Tiktok, giving credits?

sure thing go for it! just please make sure to credit me and we’re good :)

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If youre still taking ideas for the flash tattoos (which would be so awesome btw) id like to suggest maybe somethings to do with Moonknight, the moon, space, the ocean, sharks, jellyfish or maybe hunger games :) ? Weird mix of things i know but i think theyd look cool in your style!

OHHH all of this sounds so fun! especially something hunger games related omg i could go crazy go stupid with katniss’ braid

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What is your native language?

polish!!!

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My first fanfic ever was when I was 14 and it was a house angst fic written on a scrap piece of paper and then I LOST IT in my grandparents house and then the next day my granddad awkwardly sat me down and told me that God wants me to only think good thoughts. I don't think he liked my fic.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I THINK I WOULD DIE

if it makes you feel any better when i was a teen my mum found my frostiron (loki/tony from mcu cringe i know but i used to be insane about them) art folder on our family computer and she deleted it LMAO ofc there was loads of nsfw artwork on there so she must’ve been so fucking weirded out SCKJSCKKVND

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hi hello everybody :)! i finally updated my commission info! please don’t hesitate to message me here or on my email at hello@plasticlamb.com to inquire for additional info/commission request :D!

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au in which robert, the starks and the lannisters play monopoly instead of going hunting and pushing each other‘s kids from towers.

tyrion implements a tax system to make things more interesting and fights cersei over the cat for a solid ten minutes.

around thirty minutes into the game, catelyn realizes that she has free will and stops paying taxes.

arya and sansa haggle over new york avenue, which ends up being bought by theon. this causes the two to completely cast aside their differences, ally and subsequently start doing everything in their power to make theon‘s life hell.

theon himself is quite severely stoned the entire time throughout.

ned enters horrendous debt pretty much immediately and, after two hours of being financially sucked dry by both cersei and his tax evader of a wife, decides to just place his figurine in jail and never leave.

jon, playing the dog, controls the railroads and makes jaime, playing the ship, go completely broke within minutes. being beaten by a bastard and officially the first to lose the game makes jaime so mad he spends the rest of the evening perched on the family‘s ancestral armchair eating flaming hot cheetos and stifling sobs.

cersei is holding onto her last two dollars and her one house in atlantic avenue like a maniac and evades taxes like it‘s an olympic sport. she claims ownership of kentucky avenue on the grounds that red is her house‘s color at least twice. after three hours, she‘s consumed enough vintage red to kill a large mammal and keeps quoting the art of war. fascinatingly enough, she never goes completely broke.

robert, just as broke and drunk as his wife but not nearly as ferocious, proposes marriage for tax advantages to bran, who is in possession of the boardwalk and lets him dangle on his proposition for two rounds before accepting and feeling like a benevolent god.

sansa sees this and immediately proposes to arya, who accepts, only for them to be sued by their mother for public indecency („you‘re siblings, jesus christ!“). arya argues that this is just a game and that one could argue that robert‘s and bran‘s marital alliance is just as if not even more inappropriate, considering that bran is seven and robert thirtyseven. sansa countersues her mother for tax evasion, who promises she‘ll drop her lawsuit if her daughters let her keep hoarding perverse amounts of wealth. „love wins!“ arya says, which causes jaime, still perched on the armchair but now eating old nan‘s home made whiskey truffles, to hysterically sob. cersei stares him down.

robb, in a rare moment of almost prophetic foresight, excuses himself one hour in and goes on a very, VERY long walk with grey wind.

tyrion, whose tax system has spectacularly backfired in his face, proposes marriage to catelyn, jon and cersei in rapid succession, who all turn him down. „i wish i was the monster you think i am. i wish i had enough poison for the whole pack of you. i would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it.“ he screams before he leaves the table.

at that, joffrey, who has refused to participate and instead sits on the couch playing doom on his nintendo ds, starts hysterically laughing. tyrion turns on his heel and awards his nephew with the bitchslap of the century. this causes cersei to completely abandon the game and chase after him with a broom. catelyn makes sure that everyone is distracted by the lannister antics and then reaches across the table and bags cersei‘s money and properties.

with a heavy heart, myrcella trades arya and sansa one of her limited edition bayala schleich unicorns for park place.

at this point, the game is between the tycoons that are catelyn and jon, the bran-robert alliance, the arya-sansa-alliance, and ned, who is still in jail and watching ice hockey on his phone under the table. that is when catelyn hears rickon gagging and discovers that he, in the absence of tyrion, the self declared bank manager, has managed to eat all bank notes from the box.

rickon gets his stomach pumped, cersei and tyrion have both been arrested, theon is still stoned, arya, sansa and myrcella have wandered off to go play schleich horses, and jon remains at the table, alone, content, and quietly considering himself the winner.

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS POSTING HOUSE FANART???? IS IT CHRISTMAS???

shakes like a little chihuahua i’ve been House Md Obsessed since i was a 12 years old lil lass i used to browse house online forums to read hilson fanfics expect i didn’t know much english then so i had to patiently wait every week for one of the absolute ANGELS on there to post translations

i was unhinged i had my mum download and print me this book at her job (we didn’t have a printer at home lmao)

i promise i’ll do better my housenation deserves more art 🫡🫡🫡

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everybody d/lies.

prints + merch + dm for commission info

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save me dysfunctional gay doctor save me

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ok for flash sheet ideas I'm gonna be selfish and list my favorite things: opossums, hellhounds, Our Flag Means Death, and Hannibal

oh SLAY hannibal DEFINITELY because i love that show with my whole heart!!!

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Magnus talking about Charles in X-Men ’97 1x05 “Remember It” | Charles talking about Magnus in X-Men ’97 1x06 “Lifedeath - Part 2”

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show of all time

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home from school.

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i saw you mention something about flash tattoos. PLEASE do that!! would love to see that from you whatever the designs !!

omg yes once i have a bit more time i would LOVE to do some!! actually y’all is there any theme in particular you’d like for these? i was thinking some fandom stuff (particularly succession hotd/asoiaf/got and the bear! daredevil maybe?) and some non fandom related flashes (mostly focused on objects domesticity flower language and animal motifs)!