I’m very soft about the idea of Aziraphale giving Crowley a plant because he knows Crowley likes plants and isn’t that just darling? And he’s so proud of himself when he gives Crowley this little plant, so of course Crowley pretends to be excited about it, but in reality he’s so stressed out because he Can’t be Mean to this plant because AZIRAPHALE gave it to him. So he just starts keeping this little itty bitty plant on the opposite end of his house from the other plants and talks to it very gently like ‘you’re very lovely- dont you dare give the other plants any ideas about me being nice- your leaves are growing so well-’
“You have no honor. Draw your sword. I won’t have it said that I slew you while your hand was empty.”
Jaime stepped between them. “Put the sword away, ser.”
Ser Loras edged around him. “Are you a craven as well as a killer, Brienne? Is that why you ran, with his blood on your hands? Draw your sword, woman!”
“Best hope she doesn’t.” Jaime blocked his path again. “Or it’s like to be your corpse we carry out. The wench is as strong as Gregor Clegane, though not so pretty.”