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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

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so many picklocks are obsessed with getting locks open as quickly as possible. but like, i dont care about bypassing or doing some weird obscure attack taht that only works on 2 locks in existence and requires a 200$ tool,

i have turning tools and i have picks, so i want to get really good at using those. i want to use tension and single pin attacks to get locks open.

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no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect

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if you are ever thinking about blazing a post then dont. send the money to me. i wont do anything in particular with it, i just would like to have it and you shouldnt be blazing posts regardless

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received the compliment "skilled post", which is highest praise. i do aim for technical perfection in everything i do including posting. a post is just like any other proseform. you must edit it savagely. you must hammer it into a shape which lives not inside you, and not in the audience response, but in the ineffable between

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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lets play wordle _____

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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the ultimate photochad run

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they injected my dog with skeleton dna

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Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

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we must undermine the seattle-portland monopoly on cool transgender women