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we’re not true friends until i have atleast 3 bad pictures of you saved to my computer 

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tyler perry always looks like he just got done hiding a body

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somebody date me i’ll sign it off as community service hours

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come with me

and youll be

in a world of pure emancipation

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Every porno on earth.

guy: you like this dick?

girl: yeah

guy: yeahhh?

girl: yeahhh

guy: yeahhhhhhh?

girl: yeahhhhhhh

guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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do people who flirt with Anons realize who they’re potentially flirting with

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i didnt understand that can u repeat it in swag

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why would jigsaw even ask if i wanted to play a game. of cours e i do. games are fun

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dont worry [puts hand on your shoulder] im sure theres a relatable post for whatever youre feeling

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although let’s face it

if i was a florist i would be the judgiest florist ever

“really? a dozen red roses for your anniversary? you must be the most original guy she’s ever dated”

“oh, you want lilies? because she’s called lily? sweet”

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:-) this emoticons are unsettling like hey whats up :-O or Happy birthday!! :-D like whose nose is that long its time for a new president reblog if you drink water

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“wanna know something not many people know about me” *pushes you off the tall cliff* “im kind of a badass” i yell at you as you accelerate downwards

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i wonder how tila tequila’s christmas was

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i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

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i never got how ppl thought that one girl on bunheads was a lesbian but i rewatched it and i totally see it now