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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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I personally think that Skipper’s Retreat is the saddest place in Skyward Sword. I mean- “Come home safe, dad”! And those two poor souls laying forgotten on the floor! –AND the fact that Skipper never mentions his family! ;__; He knows, and I can do nothing!

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

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I think Laios should play Spore.

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ah, dungeon meshi......

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rereading Dungeon Meshi from the beginning and DYING at this little background gag that didn't make it into the anime of Laios looking visibly upset after Chilchuck skips over him when listing everyone's specialties LKDFJGHDFLKJD

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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this isn't the olympics, naruto

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The math just adds up!

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Marcille and Falin wear cute outfits and are probably on a date looking for plants to adopt

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had an au thought and ran with it o/

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had an au thought and ran with it o/

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offers this bouncing laios gif for all of your bouncing laios needs

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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine