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my friends have this gugafoods bot that they use as their sick twisted AI pawn and i hate it and i rarely talk to it. but i checked in on it after months and now someone programmed him to constantly gain new meters each message he sends

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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cameroceras villian dude

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Catfish dragon 🐟

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The Wolves and the Sheep by Gustave Dore

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Tensioned Design

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FERCI (@NEIITH525)

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This went in a different direction than I expected

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the red death

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star miku??

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Every so often, even all these years later, I remember that stupid argument I got into on Redwall wiki and seethe with rage.

Let me take you back. Back to my teen years. Back when renowned paleoartist Emily Willoughby was merely Redwall fanartist Ferahgo the Assassin.

(She's not really in this story, I'm just putting it in historical context)

Character was referred to as a polecat. Wiki included him in category: weasels. I knew polecat was another name for ferret so I pointed it out but admin insisted I was wrong because Wikipedia defined a polecat as a kind of weasel which was technically correct, but only in the sense that all Mustela species are broadly referred to as weasels and in a traditional British context which Redwall was written in, only one species is commonly called a weasel, while the others are called stoat and polecat. I explained all of this to him and even got multiple other users on my side, but he wouldn't budge and his word was law, so it stayed.

I was like "the European polecat is literally the ancestor of the domestic ferret" and he goes "there are no domestic animals in Redwall because there are no humans." R/woosh

Bitch, that proves my point!!! If there are no domestic animals, then the "ferrets" in Redwall have to be polecats by definition!!!

Someone even pointed out that even IN THE CONTEXT OF THE REDWALL SERIES ferrets are sometimes called polecats but he dismissed that on the grounds that Redwall was fictional

THIS WIKI IS ABOUT SAID FICTIONAL WORK, YOU PEDANTIC ASSHOLE!!!

I even brought up the scientific names and he goes "you can't just come to your own conclusions based on latin derivations. Science has already stated it is a weasel."

THE FUCKING SCIENTIFIC NAMES

But no, we had to bow to the superior scientific authority of the wikipedia disambiguation page 🙄

That was the extent of his research but he thought he was the last authority.

To this day, that character still isn't categorized as a ferret.

Look at this shit.

"Single species." Go fuck your mother.

Of all the dumbass bitches I have argued with on the internet, he still stands out as one of the dumbest.

One would hope, given this level of obstinate pedantry on the fucking Redwall wiki of all places, that he was like 12 or something but nope. He was in college.

My first of many internet enemies. He walked so human pet guy could run.

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what do you mean super mario brothers 3? but there are only 2 of them, mario and luigi. stop trying to gaslight me