chicken stock is a aphrodisiac
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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?
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melania after both assassination attempts failed
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Absolutely insane gif I found on twitter
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prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”
me: that is also correct
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man what time is it im about to just clock out and go home rn lol *checks my phone* *the clock is scrolling thru time at like 999x speed* *i look around and everythings turning to sand and dust*
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i love when we all frolic on the dash together
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My name must be Mars the way I Need Moms!
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when will chappell roan write a song about how bad ass blood borne is
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they couldn't handle her grindset
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this specific frame of jack black from the minecraft movie trailer looks like he just realized he threw his best friend under the bus because of a cheeky political joke just so he could keep getting booked for shitty kids movies for the rest of his life
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collecting.these
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