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my kings helping to keep the threat away

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wait a minute that IS me

uhhmm.... mr twump can i be the new attorney general 🥺👉👈 pwetty pwease with sugar on top i promise im not a sex pest ive been good

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uhhmm.... mr twump can i be the new attorney general 🥺👉👈 pwetty pwease with sugar on top i promise im not a sex pest ive been good

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no dude i wasnt memeing. im serious. im having regular sex with your mom

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kaede: *runs into hospital* please tell me my wife is going to be ok mikan: oh nah. the aids spread to her brain. she dead frfr kaede: *enters ER* babe please if ur still there. speak to me me: *my hand twitches, fingertips brushing up against her palm. she looks at me with tears in her eyes* me: crabfest is back at red lobster. with nine craveable crab creations

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alright who fucking unfollowed

gotta put this one in the scrapbook, truly a precious moment

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so what if jake paul won against mike tyson, hes old and needs to just retire. now if they let me in the ring, im taking that twinks ass out back

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source: i pulled it out of my fat ass (very reliable) 

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if elon musk says comedy is now legal on twitter, then how am i. ummm. how am i uhhh. wait give me a minute i just lost it i swear its really funny uhhhmmm errrrmm uhh

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LUKAS GRAAAHAAMMM 

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spotify has been really going downhill nowadays :\

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where am i. what the fuck are the simpsons

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i have been sent by “monoDxkuma1974@yohee.com” to kill you for a considerable amount of money

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*hangs this flag in front of my house* no no stacy this is not a “pro-gun pro-florida” confederate flag its actually way more complex than you think it is, a very intelligent reference to an intelligent cartoon if you will. have you heard of this show called metalocalypse,