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didn’t you say Kermit was going to heaven?? Why are they in muppet superhell??

anon I am a random person on the internet do you think I really know what’s going on in the afterlife? Anon I am a mere flesh puppet made by my parents, I am fueled by bread and my own petty annoyance. God has no power over this blog, I do. So if god sends the muppet joker to superhell 👏he👏can👏not👏tell👏me.

your going to hell because you annoyed me

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didn’t you previously say the croaker was going to hell???

I changed my mind anon, their death was noble and unexpected, it is the least they deserve

anyway you get a gold star for remembering that

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I have been informed @the-muppet-joker has died

they’re going to heaven, fly high you weird frog

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the cat and owner go to heaven

the artist is going to hell because they made me cry

“Not yet”

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Yes

purgatory

no

no

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yes

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purgatory

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purgatory

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this was once per person in order of their first appearance

Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

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I feel like this rn

No you’re not going to heaven, please get off my dash

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purgatory, leaning towards Hell

Don't fuck with a They/Them who has a Sword and loves Jesus unless you want to feel the Wrath of a Joker with nothing to lose

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who’s gonna tell them

You know I used to be a beta cuck just like the croaker

I used to sit down whilst I peed

But now?

I stand proud and tall at the urinal

My pants? Down.

My cheeks? Out.

It’s to show the other betas that I feel safe around them cause I don’t see them AS A THREAT

Which is why these croaker fans need to learn how to live

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I…. I wasn’t ready

You know I used to be a beta cuck just like the croaker

I used to sit down whilst I peed

But now?

I stand proud and tall at the urinal

My pants? Down.

My cheeks? Out.

It’s to show the other betas that I feel safe around them cause I don’t see them AS A THREAT

Which is why these croaker fans need to learn how to live

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brother Lionel is far from salvation

However op is going straight to the pearly gates

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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depends on who wins

My two favs having a pingpong match with my brain neuron (winner gets to occupy my thoughts)

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first guy is going to the firey pits (I’m a feminist) but everyone else ESPECIALLY Obama can go to heaven

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Do I need to answer?

no

Tumblr users be like

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this post was crafted by heaven itself

who am I to deny these people their destiny?

She's just trying to pay her student loans

(Source)

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yes

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yes

He Has A Question

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yes, everybody here is going to heaven

except @clownsnake they’re going to hell

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