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Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
I've been really enjoying season 2 of Bee and PuppyCat since it landed on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, and I wanted to try and make a bigger, fluffier version of my free PuppyCat pattern!
This guy is made with a bulky weight chenille yarn I bought at my local Spotlight for the white fuzzy bits (Bella Baby - Baby Chenille) and some DK yarn doubled up for the brown, since I can't seem to find this colour in chenille anywhere. I crocheted the regular pattern with a 6mm crochet hook - and you can see the difference the chunkier yarn and hook make! The smaller version is made with DK yarn and a 3mm crochet hook.
You can find the pattern here!
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
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This shit ain’t nothing to me hunter. We’re higher than a Rathalos dodging alimony. Just smoked seven blunts out of a hunting horn, call it my didgeridoobie. Nata asked if he could have a cup of tea from my pot. Brother, this is Dundorman corn liquor you dumb jagrasfucker. My last plug sold me gloamgrass buds laced with Mizutsune bubble foam. Shit had me so poached they sent the guild knights after his stupid ass and turned him and his kin into a set of embroidered leather chaps. This shit ain’t nothing to me.
Got some Zoh Shia dandruff in my last line, now my sinuses are giving me Omens. One whiff of wyvernsprout and I swear to Gog I’m licking my lips with Chatacabra-esque decadency. I don’t feel a damn thing. ODed on adamant pills once, they had to use a dragonator to get the Narcan past my epidermis. Saw a pair of Wud-Wuds stewing congalala shit in a sacrifical alter dating back to the birth of the sapphire star and hitting the gas like whippets on my way camp last Tuesday, and I will be one lying son-of-a-bulaqchi if I said I didn’t envy them. This shit ain’t nothing to me hunter.
Half the hunts I’ve authorized have been so far under the influence, I’d be serving several life sentences for operating a skateboard back in the mainland. I don’t even know what you’re killing, I just know my cut keeps me stocked on Marlboros. I’ve borne witness to the slaughter of so many endangered species, I crush Sandstars under my boot just to feel something. This shit ain’t nothing. This is nothing. I’ve spent so much zenny on narcotics through the past few hunts that it makes your new Arkveld tunic look like a Billabong t-shirt. I am the guild. I have always been the guild. By all means, report me to Fabius; he taught me how to roll. This shit ain’t nothing to me hunter.
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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hey girl are you from missouri because you're the only miss i'd yuri
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had a long discussion at our compliance committee meeting this morning about the growing use of AI "resources" like chatGPT in medicine and medical documentation, and may I just say, from the bottom of my heart ... yikes
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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There should be more content of the Caravaneer, that's with a capital C. Monster Hunter has only recently been giving the characters actual names and he is from the older era.

Monster Hunter 4 was released to Nintendo 3DS in 2013, and later in 2014-2015 (Japan-N.America/Europe) so I understand there's not a wide audience



But look at him. Adventuring old guy, cool jacket, even cooler hat, he even has a bird. He goes on a big quest with a crew he meets and hires in like one day, in search of more info of a thingy he found somewhere, just because he feels like it. Now that's a sexy old man.

(looks like old Joseph Joestar)
And yeah most of the game he looks like below, this being the 3DS. (Above ones are mostly from an upscaled cutscenes video)

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I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go
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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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