Send me a 'Mech, I will tell you if I "vibe" with it. Personal Chatterweb blog of Commanding General Melissa Hazen, Clan Jade Falcon/SLDF.
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Y'ALL SEE THAT NEW MECHWARRIOR 5 MERCS DLC ANNOUNCEMENT?! clan invasion lets goooooooo!!!!!
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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .
for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...
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"Watch operative and alcoholic"
They are the same picture.
Y'ALL SEE THAT NEW MECHWARRIOR 5 MERCS DLC ANNOUNCEMENT?! clan invasion lets goooooooo!!!!!
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Y'ALL SEE THAT NEW MECHWARRIOR 5 MERCS DLC ANNOUNCEMENT?! clan invasion lets goooooooo!!!!!
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New MechWarrior 5: Mercs DLC!
Adding the following:
Clan 'Mechs: Light Fire Moth – Dasher Mist Lynx – Koshi Kit Fox – Uller Adder – Puma Medium Viper – Dragonfly Shadow Cat – Shadow Cat Nova – Black Hawk Stormcrow – Ryoken Heavy Mad Dog – Vulture Hellbringer – Loki Summoner – Thor Timber Wolf – Mad Cat Assault Gargoyle – Man O’ War Warhawk – Masakari Executioner – Gladiator Dire Wolf – Daishi
New Inner Sphere Variants: Flea - FLE-16 Flea - FLE-RCX Spider - SDR-RCX Hatchetman - HCT-RCX Cicada - CDA-RCX Hunchback - HBK-RCX Longbow 1 - LGB-RCX Longbow 2 - LGB-WD1 Jagermech - JM6-B2 Champion - CHP-BF Rifleman - RFL-RCX Marauder II - MAD-AH Annihilator - ANH-IR
New Inner Sphere Weapons: SRM Infernos LRM Hotloaded LB-10x Burst Fire UAC/5 (Single Shot)
Bull Shark: BSK-1 BSK-2 BSK-3 BSK-5 BSK-6 BSK-7 Hero Chasis BSK-BT "Blood Tide"
Additional Features: 17 New Biomes Clan Territory Contracts Hero Pilots OmniPod/OmniSlots Technology in the MechLab Mixed Tech Loadouts
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[Not really what I meant, Chatterbox, but glad to hear you're getting maintenance. - Luna]
///comm to unit Friend
comm ["Puzzling question", "Recent Comms"]
returned: Unit Self received question. No acquirable response. Question "Why a Cataphract, of all mechs?" Machinist unable answer as well.
Query, able to respond?
I am unsure what I could add. I believe the question was simply asking "why did Stafford choose to install your systems into a Cataphract" and/or "why do you stay in the Cataphract". I believe the question to have asked by someone with a less than positive opinion on the Cataphract as a chassis.
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I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?
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In 3072, Gulf Breeze solved their Blakist infestation issue with extreme prejudice:
The Manei Domini:
The Gulf Breeze government:
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Hit Location Practice Game:
Flechs has a cool little game to help memorize hit locations! Has settings for frontal, left, and right side attacks.
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It’s Warhawk Wednesday everyone
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Wolfhound Wednesday?
(It’s more likely than you think)
This thing does a better job at being werewolf coded than the actual werewolf
My original Battlemech Wednesday post is here but got no notes so idk if it was cringe or Tumblr was being wack
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Your daily creative pep-talk
I PROMISE you, someone out there wants to see what you made.
I know it feels like no one does. That feeling is a lie.
Keep creating. You’ll find your people if you keep looking. Just don’t stop making new things.
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I'd ask Captain Zandi to stop flashing her tits around, but honestly, if the old woman's that committed to cleavage in sub-zero temps at her age, there's no stopping her.
Actually, the way she runs an Orion, there's no stopping her anyway. Glad to have her on Artru right now.
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#surat is an animal?#<- prev#yep!#common pet among Clanners#despite the poor reputation they have for “cuteness and troublesome behaviors” - which led to the swear word that most people recognize
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So, was being sexy part of the totems end goal or a side effect?
A bit of both. The scientists that created us definitely wanted to engineer us to be symbols. Included in that was sex appeal.
I know that may sound odd at first, given we are Clanners, but hear me out. Even if, to most Spheroids, Clan warrior caste social norms around sex, gender, and sexuality may seem odd at first, they really are not once you understand it better. For one, sex appeal still holds sway (among the allosexual portions of Clan populations, in any case). If we were to be propaganda pieces for our Clans, then naturally it made sense for the genetic engineers to ensure we possessed sex appeal and beauty.
That said, in terms of the proportions most of us ended up with. I cannot say with confidence whether it was intentional or not. This is leaving out the use of Elemental genes to give many of us significant amounts of muscle, which was obviously deliberate. There are certainly arguments that can be made in favor of a deliberate explanation for our proportions, but with the experimental nature of the genetic engineering that went into our creation, it could also have been an accident, or an unintended alteration due to who knows what genetic interactions.
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Cyclops (Rasalhague Dominion)




“It’s Pride Month, Grumium Creations, you know what that means!”
“What, do you want us to like, make gay BattleMechs?!”
There are few ‘mechs that love BV more than the Cyclops. This insanely cool looking command machine is kind of an odd sibling of the Banshee - another Assault Mech forced by tech limitations to give something up in exchange for a big enough engine to move 4/6. Where the Banshee gave up firepower, the Cyclops gave up armour. This thing has shockingly thin armor for an Assault or hell, even a heavy in most of its variants (though there are several that drop speed to become generically decent assaults) - in a battle balanced by tonnage I’d take the Banshee every time, but fortunately BV means Cyclopes generally cost about as much as heavies, so that makes them much more viable. The mobile HQ variant is enormously funny.
Alright, so I finally have to actually get a good recipe together for Rasalhague Drakøns blue-grey. The successive washes are a real spirit breaker and man, this thing looked mega ugly until I applied highlights. Just gotta decide on and record a mix of Griffon Blue and Night Lords Blue and stick to it, damn the consequences. Red bits were fun, and I hope to do several more pride flag-toting mechs in future. I would have initially done Lesbian on this one (the MechWarrior I have assigned to it in my head is she/her) but I’m currently away from home and I left my oranges behind - sad! Assigned bisexual by paint availability, and there’s probably a joke about my own sexuality in there somewhere. Anyway, happy pride MechWarriors! I love all my queer siblings (and our allies) - and I’m taking suggestions for a cool Kanji to put on my upcoming Kuritan Jenner’s head!
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"Do you think summoning the Laughing Ones or any other supernatural mechs in the middle of a batchall breaks zelbrigen?"
"Only if you don't tell them about it. You're required to declare what units you intend to bring to the fight, if i recall."
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