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analysis: the post mentions the call of the ocean which is reminiscent of the time that Bella yeeted herself into the ocean

This Post is Twilight.

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analysis: stephanie meyer is a mormon, therefore

This Post is Twilight.

Mormons could shapeshift and were very dangerous.

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analysis: vampirism is mentioned, and so is blood

This Post is Twilight

Do vampires cum blood or semen? Asking for dietary reasons on behalf of myself.

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When millennials work in government

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analysis: vampirism is mentioned

conclusion: it’s twilight

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

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